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Dude, you were gay already and just hadn't admitted it to yourself.
I do feel a little more flamboyant every time I take a flight.
Maybe they just got the full scope-and-grope experience and decided they liked it.
This guy gives off strong “youth counselor” vibes.
So now that the airport scanner made you gay, what are you going to do with your new gayness?
Continue sucking dick in the airport bathroom stalls, but now he can sleep with a clear conscience because it's the scanners fault.
So just HOW gay can an airport scanner make you? Merely fabulous? Or are we talking midriff-baring t-shirt and nut-hugger shorts Fire Island gay?
Can confirm, ran the numbers and in just over 3 years Atlanta turned every american gay. That's why for such a long time now, every american is gay, always. It's those body scanner!
If this got rid of those scanners, I wouldn't complain.
I'm watching this going from this is freaking hilarious --> this is freaking ugly as fuck --> fuck this world as my thinking went deeper.
It always amazes me what stupid excuses they search when they find themselves or someone close "not in compliance". Once they find out that they are e.g. gay, it is never "because God created them so". It's always "(something I don't like or understand) turned them so".
It is never something that even has the possibility to course personality changes. It's always something weird.
Let me guess, he was caught in the airport mens toilet on his knees and came up with this?
I'm down with getting rid of the jobs program that is the TSA and getting all those people on a UBI
Same. Of all the shitty things DOGE is doing to destroy a functioning government, chopping TSA isn't a problem for me.
Well, looks like I better book a flight.
this explains a lot
Mrs. Simpson made me gay
I mean, as much as the next thing. We don't really know what would turn people gay.