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[–] Manticore@lemmy.nz 9 points 5 days ago

OK people really do backflips to justify why their version of gender/sexuality is the best one so I can see why the top person exists.

But the bottom one HAS to be satire, right? "Reproductive sex is forcefem" cannot be a real viewpoint. They're mocking the top person, by baiting them into abstaining from sex outright.

Right...? I hate that I'm not sure anymore.

[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 16 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Yall laughing but I've seen pussy make men do some crazy things.

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[–] 2ugly2live@lemmy.world 16 points 5 days ago

No wonder lesbians are so powerful.

[–] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 21 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (9 children)

Can anyone explain the phrase "hence thousand year prohibition against it"?

Like, I see the Musk-y tweet style, where apparently articles like "a" and "the" aren't worth your big boy genius brained time, but what is the prohibition? Dude just drops that like everybody knows what he's talking about, but what the actual fuck is he talking about?

God, it's such an arrogant, lazy way of talking, I fucking hate these incel shitheels. They're actually confused why women won't touch them? Jesus.

[–] Jayjader@jlai.lu 15 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Unironically: the patriarchy. "Women and sex exist to serve men's interests" thus, pleasuring a women in a manner most often associated with that of a man being pleasured by a women (oral sex aka blowjobs here) is ceding too much power to women.

They’re actually confused why women won’t touch them? Jesus.

My thoughts exactly.

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[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago (5 children)

Romans found it distasteful, and iirc it’s a thing for machismo-addled men in Italy to this day. (Berlusconi’s administration lead to spikes in DV/SA - when your president is gleefully fucking teenage girls, it tends to damage your society. One could look into how Trump has made outright expressions of misogyny acceptable again…)

A lot of these alt right weirdos subscribe to this weird Roman sexual ethics. It’s all about who’s in charge, who the sex is for. It’s okay to penetrate “lessers” - for Nick Fuentes to top his puppy femboys or for Alex Jones’s phone to be loaded with porn of trans women. The aspect of power and hate adds to the sex for them. (In a world where LGBT people don’t have employment protections, there’s a lot more “trade” too…)

They also see this as the way that everyone else understands sex too. Giving head to someone is submitting to them, and men don’t submit to women.

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[–] cley_faye@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

Real hetero cis men only have sex with other real hetero cis men, preferably more than one at a time, to avoid lowering their male-ness. That's the only way to keep our society alive, obviously.

Pfffrt. These jokers are such idiots.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 10 points 5 days ago

Nothing as manly as gay sex.

It is impossible to be performed by any women.

[–] boonhet@lemm.ee 9 points 5 days ago

Really, to be a true man, you should only be having gay sex. Women are too feminine and bring you down by proxy.

[–] PurpleSkull@lemm.ee 22 points 5 days ago

"You could just fix the incel crisis if you had unprotected sex with them!"

I applaud this man's devious reverse-psychology attempt.

[–] aya@leminal.space 9 points 5 days ago

i live by the pussy, i die by the pussy.

[–] Nangijala@feddit.dk 12 points 5 days ago (5 children)

So did a couple of rightwingers just out themselves as shitty lovers or what the hell is this cope? XD

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[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 33 points 6 days ago (5 children)

Notice the engagement.

240K views between the top two.

0.6K for the shot back.

Come on... Rule #1. Don't feed the trolls. Get off Twitter.

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[–] MapleEngineer@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Is that why neo-fascist women are so fucking miserable?

As a socialist pussy eater I don't feel any need to walk around waving my masculinity at people. Maybe the real issue is that the neo-fascist non-pussy eaters have such delicate masculinity that they're afraid to do anything that might hurt it.

Left wing babes are welcome to sit on my face any time. I'll take that risk.

[–] match@pawb.social 8 points 5 days ago

have sex with trans men and slurp up the bonus T

[–] OctaviaMeowzly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 5 days ago (2 children)

So by their logic if you eat too much pussy, it’ll work like hrt (as I need anymore reasons to eat pussy lol)

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[–] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago

The only thing vag juices will do is turn your beard white. It's a sign of power and prestige.

Eating pussy keeps your woman happy and faithful. Don't sleep on it.

[–] Supervisor194@lemmy.world 26 points 6 days ago (3 children)

It the right really comprised 100% of self-loathing homosexuals and their beards?

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[–] Indica_Jellies@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

So gay men are the most masculine men out there is what I am picking up from this (☞゚ヮ゚)☞

[–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

I ride bareback on the regular. The only way I keep my T-levels elevated is by eating a raw onion a day. Sometimes two.

[–] LoveSausage@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

You know it , the left has the best sex.

[–] Pulptastic@midwest.social 7 points 5 days ago

That’s why we’re not angry enough.

Be careful Men, if you find her g-spot you instantly become a femboy twink!

[–] aeshna_cyanea@lemm.ee 9 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (4 children)

I do not avoid women, Mandrake.. but I do deny them my essence

seriously tho America in a nutshell atm

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[–] head_socj@midwest.social 9 points 5 days ago (2 children)

So close to being gay (and happy) yet too scared to admit to themselves.

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[–] aya@leminal.space 6 points 5 days ago

if i eat more pussy does that mean more estrogen and then i’m more girl???? does someone volunteer

[–] witchybitchy@lemm.ee 22 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

this is the unjust wedding of 'masculinity' and 'being served'. going down on your lady isn't manly because you're serving her and her pleasure, elevating her experience above thine

this also manifests in how a man topping another man is not seen nearly as bad as a man bottoming, despite them both being homosexual acts

I wish being a good servant was seen as masculine and sexy. I mean, isn't Jesus supposed to be like the perfect moral examplar? the guy defended, and washed the feet of, those socially considered beneath him. if only more men tried to actually model their behavior like Jesus, modern society would be in a much better place for everyone, religious and otherwise

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[–] F_OFF_Reddit@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

So... the manliest thing is to just be around men, have sex with men and not even touch a woman?

[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 19 points 6 days ago

Your brain on Nick Fuentes.

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