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[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 56 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The richest guy in the world, and he is so horny for any love and respect that the smell of desperation fills any room he is in. You can even see it anytime he makes a media appearance. The guy actually exudes a breath-taking level of anti-charisma. He's truly revolting to anyone who sees him.

All that money, and he has to rent wombs to manufature his DNA Storage Units/ Organ Donors/ Human Shields because no woman will go near him. Ive heard his dick doesn't work anyway, due to a botched wiener enlargement surgery.

So he thinks the gamers are his peeps, and they'll love him, right? Nah, all those great toys, and still none of the neighborhood kids want to play with him, because he's so fucking wierd.

It makes me so happy to see him demonstrating in real time, the old saying "Money can't buy happiness."

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 22 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Well if it was just that he was weird he could probably find a real friend or two. Hell I know a ton of just god awful people who still have folks who wanna hang with them.

It's that there's no mutual benefit to knowing or liking him at all. Even your typical maga shitdick has friends who like them but Muskrats only here for clout and that's the kinda guy who turns on you for a quick part on the back from someone who hasn't told them theyre special today.

[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

True, and I actually like, and even prefer, people that others think are weird. Weird can be really fun and entertaining.

But this is a different kind of weird, its Creepy Weird. Like you just know this guy has some incredibly shocking and revolting kinks, beyond your wildest imagination.

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

Well we 100% know he has daddy issues at the very least

[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 40 points 6 days ago (3 children)

It's gonna be crazy when the American people cut his head off live on Twitch.

[–] InverseParallax@lemmy.world 17 points 6 days ago (1 children)

TRUMP BEING GADAFFI'D!!!

LIVE!!!

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[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago

Screw that, pirate bay here I come!

[–] Granite@midwest.social 5 points 6 days ago

This would absolutely be on brand. But I missed the good part due to the commercial break.

[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 4 points 6 days ago

That reminds me, I have to sharpen my guillotine.

[–] Purple_drink@lemmy.world 15 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I just checked Reddit to see if this headline was there, and I didn't find it. At least not near the top anywhere. Isn't that strange? /s

[–] DizzoMyNizzo@lemmy.world 17 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I saw it on r/watchpeopledieinside. I saved the video from the post. It was beautiful to see. The moment he broke down and claimed there was a lost connection was when "YOU HAVE NO REAL FRIENDS AND YOU'LL DIE ALONE" entered the chat. Use YouTube to watch it.

[–] AoxoMoxoA@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

Oops lost connection...bull shit cake boy

All the gamers in the reddit comments were flaming him for sucking at the game too 🤣

[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago

If rage quitting is not another gamer classic traditional activity, I don't know what is LMAO 🤣

[–] RaskolnikovsAxe@lemmy.ca 5 points 6 days ago

I hope you find the strength to Luigi yourself in a ketamine crash you boiled frog Nazi shitheel.

[–] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 349 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Usually I'd feel pity for someone being cyberbullied, but Elon told me that's a sign of weakness, so fuck him.

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[–] truthfultemporarily@feddit.org 305 points 1 week ago (19 children)

That dude should not have a moment of peace and quiet until he stops ruining peoples lives.

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