I don’t know how you all feel about ChatGPT but I was curious if the robots would understand how silly this post was. It delivered.
this post was submitted on 07 Apr 2025
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When your post is so vapid that you get roasted by an LLM.
So there is a real world use case for chatgpt, roasting LinkedIn bros.
OpenAI fed this thing a steady diet of internet forums as training data. You'd better believe that it knows how to verbally destroy anything and everything, at every conceivable level of sass and/or vitriol.
The fourth point "okay, first meeting. Let's talk about death, aliens and your ex" actually sounds like riveting conversation
Hey, I'm game. Sounds fun.
Also: should there be a "AI writing prompts" community?
I think there should be. Gemini gave me a really good giggle when I asked it to write a short story about what would happen if cops and courts started interpreting the law the same way sovereign citizens do.
I am unironically going to start using "fostering gratitude loops with dish-based reciprocity"
I would be down as well except maybe discussing personal relationship issues with random stranger I just met.
This is really good. I'm impressed.
I especially love the "cohort of 1 (yourself)" bit. Don't think I'd dare push the parody that far myself but it works.
I remember before the plague it became fashionable to talk about "having your personal advisory board". It was just a friend group for socially stunted MBAs.
I see it as symptomatic of something worse: the tendency to monetize, advertise, and exploit everything that you are. For anyone willing to go hard enough on those ideals, it's (theoretically) possible to achieve more income. The thing that's keeping the rest of us from doing this are opposing ideals like privacy, quality of life, respecting boundaries, and healthy relationships.
Hey if this gets more men to make actual meaningful friendships instead of succumbing to the roganverse I'm all for it.
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Pretty sad really, just like in general.
Diamond Dogs?
Diamond Dogs! 💎🐶🐶🐶
Woof!
They could make some shitty startup named BroBar that creates public places where the atmosphere is chill, beer is served, and where you could find people for your "core group". Maybe even play some pool.
But first of all, you have to think about the monitarization and scalability! Make it a subscription service! And you need an app to track your ~~pay slaves~~ customers! And you need merch! This "friendship"-business model must be profitable!
/s
Ngl I read this as a positive thing at first
Like friendships should be about creating a safe space where people can talk about sensitive subjects without being judged. A lot of toxic masculinity influencers keep saying that men shouldn't have feelings, men should just bottle it up, etc. and that's just not a good and healthy mindset.
Then I realized this was on linkedin lol
Is this for his AA meetings? Because it sounds kinda fire for that.
Men need to start forming cute groups of 4-5 where
- no clothing is off limits
- the goal is to give headpats
- each person is accountable to their goals (:3)
- the group helps strategize a roadmap for the person to live into their fursona
Do people really do headpats? Those are just uncomfortable. Petting is much preferred. Group massages were the best part about running cross country in high school.
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