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Shitty Ask Lemmy

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[–] burt@programming.dev 19 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Guillotine test subject

[–] PowerCrazy@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago

President of the United States. He meets all constitutional requirements and the electoral college gave him more then half the votes. Pretty cut and dry. Beyond that when people talk about "qualifications" they are typically talking out of their ass and trying to justify something ex-post facto.

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago
[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 day ago

destroying an empire, apparently

[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 day ago

fertilizer. and he'd be terrible at that, too.

[–] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] ReakDuck@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 day ago

Actor. He was one, and I assume he still thinks he is one, when looking at the meeting with the Ukraine President Zelensky

[–] MoonMelon@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I doubt he could put in a full day or even deal with ten seconds of a rude boss or customer, but working the fries was the only time he's ever seemed genuinely happy.

Well, that and that tape where he's shooting the shit with Epstein at some party.

[–] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I would pay to see him pull a 8+ hour shift at a McDollads. Hell, i would pay his week/fornight (McDonalds) payrate to see a full livestreem of him there.

[–] hungprocess@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 1 day ago

small boat anchor

[–] thelsim@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Medical science research subject. Finding out how he is still alive with that lifestyle could benefit millions of more deserving people.

Used car lot salesman. Spokesman for a spray paint company. Padded underwear model.

[–] BillDaCatt@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Crash Test Dummy

[–] WatDabney@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Archangel1313@lemm.ee 4 points 1 day ago

"Welcome to Costco. I love you."

A & P cadaver.

[–] thagoat@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 day ago

Basically any job Mike Rowe did on his TV series. And Mike can join him.

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago