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[–] Bbbbbbbbbbb@lemmy.world 49 points 3 days ago (2 children)

In a subsequent news conference later, Trump reiterated his message of extraordinarily aggressive trade protectionism, adding “Tariffs… no one knew what they were until today, but thanks to me, now, everybody knows what they are, and that is HUGE.”

Thanks Nostradamus

[–] DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org 31 points 3 days ago

Nostradumbass

[–] gamer@lemm.ee 21 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The onion part is that he has never actually googled it :(

[–] Cheems@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

The onion part is that he can read

[–] troyunrau@lemmy.ca 13 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] Dadifer@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Is the Truth Social thing real?

[–] WuceBrillis@lemm.ee 0 points 3 days ago

Nottheonion should also include other satire sites 🤷‍♂️ pretty funny tho, i ate the... Beaver? at first