Everybody arguing rock, stone, or pebble.
It's a jpeg.
this post was submitted on 29 Mar 2025
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Sorry its a pebble.
I have to say it. That's a really nice rock.
Well rounded
Uniform oval shape
Well distributed grain
Minimal color invariance
Pauli's exclusion principle compliant
Higher than average support threshold
Aerodynamic
Hydrodynamic
No moss (that's always a plus)
No visible cracks, dents or imperfections
Negative wobblyness
3 dimensional
Positive spinniness
Nice all around silicate spectrum
Higher than average (if not more) cold-handling potential
High end projectile index (above 0.95, that's factoring window breaking potential)
Maximally grind factor (>0.82, that's garlic grade)
Nutcracker performance with tolerable parameters
Accurate weather predictor (Fast drying is most)
Gravitationally bound to Earth system
Free range Baryonic matter contents
All around a solid, great pick. Only needs a banana for scale but thanks to the +-wow factor(i number values) any size variation would just only make it better
Rate: 5/7
7/7 with rice
Bro Rating: 🧢 🧢 🧢 🧢 🧢
Judgement: 👍
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It’s not a rock, it’s a photo of a rock. And it’s probably AI.
Ceci n'est pas une pierre.
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IT'S A MINERAL!
Dammit, Marie!
It's a stone!!
Did you think I'd just accept that at face value? Do you take me for a fool? That is an egg! You've painted it to look like a rock because you are afraid that I will steal it. You thought I would think it was a rock. But it is an egg.
To all the people in my DMs, don't tell me that it's a roc egg. It's not. A roc would have a much larger egg that would be brown in colouration. And it would smell minty, which this one does not. No, this is clearly just a mundane egg painted to look like a rock.
When I said it was a mundane egg I just meant that it was an egg. I didn't know that it would be full of crabs. But it's still an egg! It's a mundane egg that happened to be packed with crabs of varying sizes and colourations.
IT'S A STONE
The scale isn't too clear from the image but it looks more like a pebble to me.
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NO IT'S A STONE NOT A ROCK
It's not a rock, do your research
I think its an egg painted gray.
Its actually nothing like this rock. This is just a trubute!
That's actually a pebble, not a rock
Pebbles are small enough to fit in your mouth. This is clearly a stone.
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The rock was clearly designed by an omnipotent God, and can't be the product of chance
It's clearly a rock coloured silicone egg for people with an oviposition fetish.
They're minerals Marie!
This is not a rock. It is just a pebble.
It's grey
It's not grey, jackass! It's GRAY! With an A! WARBLGARBLANGRYSCREECHING
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Clearly it's an egg of a momma stone
Everyone knows all rocks are flat this is just NASA propaganda.
I would describe it more as a well rounded piece of gravel, just calling it a rock disregards the geological implications of fluid transport and energy involved with a well rounded stone of that size.
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Those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw rocks
Dragon egg
Go fuck yourself you rock loving perv, take your big stone post and deposit your filthy sediment somewhere else!
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