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My high school paid for everyone to take some type of career aptitude test. Everyone got a list of various possible career choices. Burned in my memory now is that I scored "region 99" which apparently meant my personality type didn't fit any jobs. Or something. Like their magic 8 ball told me to try again.
My school did something similar. It recommended I become a fish monger.
Haha, did you ever try it out? Maybe it really was your life long calling.
I'm supposed to be a bartender, which i guess sounds better than what i actually do.
I've become a computer tender.
A friend of mine got the recommendation to be a pedicurist. Not a manicurist, not some general aesthetician, nope. Test wanted him to work with feet so badly ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I think I finally found what I was put on this earth to do: Knife goes in guts come out.
-- Bart Simpson
Same story here. I didn’t pay attention and failed basic math. Suggestion: plumber.
"The samurai charged into battle, shouting You must install Adobe Flash plugin to view this content."
There ought to be a sub for that.
And no I'm not gonna be the change I want to see in the world, for the benefit of everyone involved.
Sigh! I should have known.
Hey, that's Elite catastrophic failure!
Gender: 1x38b
THE WOKE MOB HAS GONE TOO FAR
Gender is not binary, it's hexadecimal
shouldn't hexadecimal numbers start with 0x instead of 1x?
Did you just assume their syntax?!
You want some 8x7A2 using the same bathroom as you???
I know right, this is gender we're talking about naming here! Not one of Elon's children
I was going to make that joke too but given the real victim of the punchline is someone who had no ability to consent or exercise control in the situation it doesn't feel right.
I know, but he has $200b in assets, so it's hard to feel too bad for him
I was referring to the child.
Children don't get to pick their name or their parents.
Once again, I jest.
I dont feel bad for rich kids they have entrely different realities, they grow up to be shitty adults, it doesnt matter that they are kids now, their future is set in stone, i swear billionaires dropped hella propoganda movies to get ppl to feel bad for their kids and expect them to grow up to be good ppl that change the world for the better if the public likes them, like that ever happens.
Like this kid wont be going to jail ever, no matter what they do, no punishment ever, yall could say thats a bad thing all you want but they experience heaven on earth for the only life we get, fk em, they get way more than they deserve since birth.
I would not have a good home or life in a meritocracy because im dumbaf, but id 100% rather have that where ppl earn there way and mfs that actually contribute to society are rewarded over this shit where we got modern royalty, all the power, none of the consequences, no visibilty, no responsibility.
Now around $400b. Which is a lot more than 1x38b.
The problem is that the amount is probably wrong by the time I finish writing the sentence. The only solution is to burn Tesla dealerships at a fast enough rate to cause a profit/loss equilibrium so we can report it correctly.
Damn, with solutions like these maybe I should just go work for DOGE
At least it seems more "scientific" than anything that Jung ever did.
Your source does not support your claim at all. Seems like you are projecting your scientific illiteracy onto Jung.
I mean, they're not wrong, but it does hurt a bit.
Can I have an exception?
Why do you have to personally attack me like that?