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Git, invented in 2005. Programmers on 2004: (lemmy.eco.br)

submitted 1 week ago by driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] PumaStoleMyBluff@lemmy.world 43 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Don't worry, I'm sure Cursor will be able to clobber your git history and force push to master any day now

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[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 42 points 1 week ago (1 children)

~/Dev/Project/file.ext~2025-03-20-Backup-6

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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 42 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You need a USB C “Power Ctrl+Z” key. Unlike the regular Ctrl+Z key one of these bad boys is capable of reversing edits across system reboots until as far back as when you originally plugged it in.

[–] jad@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 week ago

Sounds to me like a glorified keylogger 😭

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[–] blade_barrier@lemmy.ml 41 points 1 week ago (1 children)

svn was invented in 2000

[–] smock9@lemm.ee 44 points 1 week ago (2 children)

CVS was invented in 1986

[–] 7uWqKj@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago (2 children)

SCCS is from 1972, you young whippersnappers

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Source_Code_Control_System

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[–] djehuti@programming.dev 15 points 1 week ago

Now Target owns them, I think.

[–] Scoopta@programming.dev 40 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Acts like SVN and CVS didn't exist

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[–] roofuskit@lemmy.world 37 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Ahh yes, programming by vibe. The vibe is always dumbass. Just steal code that has already been explained to you like everyone else.

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[–] nullPointer@programming.dev 33 points 1 week ago (2 children)

subversion. those were the days...

[–] morbidcactus@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Was my first experience with source control, a bunch of Gary's Mod mods were distributed that way, think I recall wiretool doing that, spacebuild was for sure, predated my work use by like 5ish years.

I didn't hate it but definitely prefer git, but I'll take literally anything over not having it,

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[–] stopforgettingit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I remember SVN

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (7 children)

I want to forget SVN

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[–] Reddfugee42@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Don't trust anyone who can't spell 'oops'.

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[–] Scary_le_Poo@beehaw.org 21 points 1 week ago (12 children)

Just a heads up, it you don't know how to use cli git in 2025 you're probably a shit developer. There are undoubtedly exceptions, but I would argue not knowing version control intimately makes you a bad developer.

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[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

i kinda miss tortoisesvn

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[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 12 points 1 week ago

Why did the porn star become a network admin after retiring?

She was already an expert in load balancing

[–] fin@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago

just press Ctrl + Z several times! /s

[–] TedDallas@programming.dev 8 points 1 week ago

git push origin master # moron

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