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[–] letsgo@lemm.ee 18 points 6 days ago

Git wasn't the first version control software. I remember using sccs back in 1991 and apparently it was written all the way back in 1972 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Source_Code_Control_System

[–] simonced@lemmy.one 2 points 5 days ago

Letting your text editor write your code, not using version control... I don't feel sad at all. Hope lesson was learned.

[–] gamer@lemm.ee 5 points 6 days ago

I made a game engine and a game back in highschool, but all that code is lost because I didn't know how to use git. I knew git existed (and even knew enough to know it was better than mercurial or svn), but I was too lazy to learn.

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 208 points 1 week ago

At least they were humble and didn't blame it entirely on Cursor... they also blamed Claude.

[–] Arsecroft@lemmy.sdf.org 152 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (14 children)

this guy would have force pushed onto main about 10 mins after this if he did have git

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[–] 30p87@feddit.org 138 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

"Developer"
"my" 4 months of "work"

Those are the ones easily replaced by AI. 99% of stuff "they" did was done by AI anyway!

[–] dan@upvote.au 129 points 1 week ago (16 children)

Before Git, we used SVN (Subversion), and CVS before that. Microsoft shops used TFS or whatever it's called now (or was called in the past)

[–] i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 56 points 1 week ago (10 children)

Wasn’t it Visual SourceSafe or something like that?

God, what a revolution it was when subversion came along and we didn’t have to take turns checking out a file to have exclusive write access.

[–] mercano@lemmy.world 47 points 1 week ago (3 children)

The worst was when someone left for vacation without releasing their file locks.

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[–] darklamer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 103 points 1 week ago (16 children)

The first version control system I ever used was CVS and it was first released in 1986 so it was already old and well established when I first came to use it.

Anyone in these past forty years not using a version control system to keep track of their source code have only themselves to blame.

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[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 90 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ah yes, the elusive AI "programmers".

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 62 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] Artyom@lemm.ee 86 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I just want to pause a moment to wish a "fuck you" to the guy who named an AI model "Cursor" as if that's a useful name. It's like they're expecting accidental google searches to be a major source of recruitment.

[–] brian@programming.dev 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

they are the first thing that comes up when searching "cursor" in both ddg and google, so I think they're doing ok

[–] Artyom@lemm.ee 1 points 4 days ago

Yes, that is the problem I wanted to acknowledge, thank you for clarifying.

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[–] nichtburningturtle@feddit.org 73 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Forget git. Sending zip files into discord once in a while it the way to go.

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[–] yarr@feddit.nl 71 points 1 week ago (5 children)

It's a scary amount of projects these days managed by a bunch of ZIP files:

  • Program-2.4.zip
  • Program-2.4-FIXED.zip
  • Program-2.4-FIXED2.zip
  • Program-2.4-FIXED-final.zip
  • Program-2.4-FIXED-final-REAL.zip
  • Program-2.4-FIXED-FINAL-no-seriously.zip
  • Program-2.4-FINAL-use-this.zip
  • Program-2.4-FINAL-use-this-2.zip
  • Program-2.4-working-maybe.zip
  • Program-2.4-FINAL-BUGFIX-LAST-ONE.zip
  • Program-2.4-FINAL-BUGFIX-LAST-ONE-v2.zip
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[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 68 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

if this is real, that's the kind of people who should be worried about being replaced by an ai

it's also Claude

lmao

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[–] zovits@lemmy.world 53 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It's actually reassuring to see that despite all warnings and doomsayers there will still be opportunities for programmers capable of solving problems using natural intelligence.

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[–] Anti_Face_Weapon@lemmy.world 51 points 1 week ago

Fake developer doesn't use version control. Big surprise.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 49 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

Just save your prompts and vibes in a Google doc dude

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