Dad Jokes

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submitted 1 month ago by ptz@dubvee.org to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Now I'm scared the bookie-man is going to get me.

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[–] Flagstaff@programming.dev 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How do I upvote and downvote something at the same time?

[–] DebatableRaccoon@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago

Flip a coin. The chances can't be that bad.

[–] dtrain@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Ugh….so bad.

Have my upvote .

[–] KittenBiscuits@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

Being at odds with the bookie man is gambling with your life!

Or at least your kneecaps.