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[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 49 points 3 months ago (2 children)

At least make sure no non management workers are in trouble. You don't have to put the fires out.

[–] NONE_dc@lemmy.world 75 points 3 months ago

It's Superman. Surely with his x-ray vision he could see that there was no one left.

[–] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 20 points 3 months ago

That's why he listens.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 37 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

The militarily would ~~send~~ asks nicely Superman to deal with the "domestic terrorism" that is threatening the 'murikan way of life & save the innocent glorious cars.

Also Sexxy Lexxy would have produced way better cars.

[–] chaogomu@lemmy.world 30 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Superman of the comics (from about the mid-80s onward) would tell the military, politely, to go find a location to fornicate with themselves.

Also the animated Superman. He took would tell them to go fuck themselves. Neither one would actually curse.

That being said, both incarnations would put the fire out, if only to prevent environmental damage.

Possibly by dropping a large block of ice on the building.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago

Superman in the '30s would be lighting the fires.

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Idk, it kinda looks like the cyber truck to me:

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This is the kind of shit that gets me out of bed in the morning

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[–] hypnicjerk@lemmy.world 32 points 3 months ago (1 children)

imo it would be funnier if he started taking pictures (since he's supposed to be a journalist, right?)

[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 31 points 3 months ago

That's Jimmy Olsen's whole purpose. Even Clark gets to "not my job" this situation.

[–] leonprimrose@lemmy.world 32 points 3 months ago (1 children)

In the words of Captain America:

"Let's not get carried away. I've known good vampires. People who never asked for this curse, who don't inflict their pain and hunger on others. But I've never known a good Nazi."

[–] InvertedParallax@lemm.ee 3 points 3 months ago

There are lots of good nazis, aka dead nazis.

[–] neuro_88@lemm.ee 17 points 3 months ago

Good job Superman.

[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 11 points 3 months ago (3 children)

What about if the fire spread to surrounding buildings?

[–] Soup@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

It’s a good thing dealerships are usually completely separate from other buildings, and by quite a way!

[–] techclothes@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Well, he is superman, so I'm sure it'll be fine.

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[–] Allonzee@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

"Hey, I saw someone doing something illegal to a capitalist!"

No you fucking didn't.

[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I knew Superman was a domestic terrorist.

[–] Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works 27 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I’m not an expert but it might be tricky to argue that an actual bonafide genuine alien could be a domestic terrorist…

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 22 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Superman is as American as apples.

[–] Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works 14 points 3 months ago

That is a sentence I cannot disagree with.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Only because the path to citizenship for earth humans can be as long as 28 years in the united states. How long do you think it takes for a kryptonian?

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[–] WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I mean, there was that time he tore down the homes of a bunch of low income people.

[–] dick_fineman@discuss.online 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Was that the MOVE bombing? Because I'm pretty sure he blamed that on a black mayor.

[–] WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago (3 children)

From January 1939, Superman single-handedly tears down a low-income neighborhood. He wasn't attacking a group of political activists. He just decided that a group of homes were slums and thus worthy of being demolished.

https://dc.fandom.com/wiki/Action_Comics_Vol_1_8#Synopsis_for_Superman:_%22Superman_in_the_Slums%22

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[–] xye@lemm.ee 7 points 3 months ago

I can feel Reddit giving me a warning for upvoting this

[–] Itzdan@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Man of fire?

[–] Eldritch@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago (5 children)

I got a good chuckle out of it lol. Though there are some incongruencies. Phone booths are an anachronism that really don't exist currently alongside tesla. Especially not the bright red BT phone booths. Those definitely would not be the variety seen in Metropolis. But those are only small little nitpicks that don't distract from the larger message which I agree with.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Metropolis was at least partially based on Joseph Shuster's home town of Toronto, and there's a bright red BT-style phone booth in Eglinton Square on Victoria Park Ave.

[–] Eldritch@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Definitely a fun fact🙂

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Eldritch has joined the rank of "Meme Destroyer"

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[–] match@pawb.social 2 points 3 months ago

it's a cosplayer's prop

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[–] mr2meows@pawb.social 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

epic drinkin game: take a shot every time you see this image

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