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Basic Woman’s Entire Personality Revolves Around Things She Enjoys (theonion.com)

submitted 17 hours ago by jbk@discuss.tchncs.de to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] MarcomachtKuchen@feddit.org 40 points 15 hours ago

"She should try being a little original and force herself to pretend she hates what she likes. That’s way more authentic. "

I died

[–] HubertManne@piefed.social 4 points 12 hours ago

I was a bit confused until I saw it was about how everyone finds her strange because of it. It is wierd to think folks pretend to like things. Even wierder are folks that are against things that are not their thing.

[–] MNByChoice@midwest.social 17 points 17 hours ago

+gold

The Onion is great.

[–] AmidFuror@fedia.io 7 points 16 hours ago

Disgusting normie. Where's the angst? Talk about privilege, am I right?

[–] thoughtfuldragon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 17 hours ago

[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 3 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Great. Can I have her number?

[–] A_A@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

Of course ! Here it is : 10.
Why are you asking ?