A four-panel comic featuring a serpent and a masked person. In the first panel, the serpent says, "BE NOT AFRAID". In the second panel, the person thinks, "Would.", leaving the serpent speechless in the third panel. In the last panel, the serpent responds, "BE MORE AFRAID."

[–] HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 month ago

"You killed Ted, you medieval dick-weed!"

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 month ago

The knight says: "would."

[–] javasux@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Don't stick your dick in that

[–] notabot@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago

You can't tell me what to do!!!

Well I suppose, technically, you can tell me what to do, I just wont listen. I probably should, but I won't.

[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

Finally, the perfect fleshlight.

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Looks to me it only fits pawns

[–] coldsideofyourpillow@lemmy.cafe 4 points 1 month ago

Shouldn't that be reserved for the ~~bishop~~ atheist gay race communism?

[–] Ludrol@szmer.info 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That what happens when pawn gets promoted into a queen.

[–] Evotech@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

[–] mysticpickle@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

Kind of reminds me of this movie:

The premise is exactly what you think it is :>

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Great band

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 2 points 1 month ago

Receptacle tip.