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SHUT UP ABOUT NICOLE

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[–] ilovededyoupiggy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago (10 children)

Dude, for real. We get it. You got a spammy DM from a "girl". Do we really need two or three different communities dedicated to everyone posting the same fucking screenshot over and over?!

("She" hasn't DM'd me yet, but I can assure you that if she ever does, I will not be posting a screenshot of it anywhere. It will be summarily buhleeted and that will be the end of that.)

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[–] whats_all_this_then@programming.dev 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

The only logical approach here is to ban use the use of "Nicole" or "fediverse chick" across all instances and warn or ban anyone who upvotes posts that mention or vaguely allude to "her".

[–] blind3rdeye@lemm.ee 3 points 3 months ago

Does Nicole like that movie or something?

[–] Vopyr@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You want to be like Reddit?

No, of course not. I was being sarcastic. I usually add a /s but this seemed obvious

[–] terminhell@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago

I love that man

[–] asudox@lemmy.asudox.dev 4 points 3 months ago

NICOLE NICOLE NICOLE NICOLE NICOLE NICOLE NICOLE NICOLE NICOLE NICOLE NICOLE NICOLE NICOLE NICOLE NICOLE NICOLE NICOLE NICOLE NICOLE NICOLE NICOLE

[–] SoupBrick@pawb.social 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

If I had a nickel for every time I saw a Nicole post...

Hey slender man, shouldn't you be stalking some children?

[–] ThanksObama@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

No more unless she's made of beans.

[–] Sadrockman@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

And wearing jeans.

[–] Resonosity@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 months ago

##NicoleDeservedBetter

[–] wabafee@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Nicole Nicole Nicole Nicole Nicole Nicole Nicole Nicole Nicole Nicole Nicole Nicole Nicole Nicole Nicole Nicole Nicole Nicole Nicole Nicole Nicole Nicole Nicole Nicole Nicole Nicole Nicole Nicole Nicole Nicole Nicole Nicole Nicole Nicole Nicole Nicole Nicole Nicole Nicole Nicole Nicole Nicole Nicole Nicole Nicole Nicole Nicole Nicole Nicole Nicole Nicole Nicole Nicole Nicole Nicole Nicole Nicole Nicole Nicole Nicole

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 points 3 months ago

You know what?

Now I'm not going to fix democracy.

I hope you're happy.

[–] Dogiedog64@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

MAKE US WHOLE, ISAAC!

[–] Default_Defect@midwest.social 1 points 3 months ago

I got three messages in the space of 36 hours, nothing before, nothing since.

[–] peteyestee@feddit.org 1 points 3 months ago

I'll die for Nicole.

[–] Asfalttikyntaja@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] derpgon@programming.dev 2 points 3 months ago

A fediverse chick

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