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[–] Rooty@lemmy.world 8 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

That's a pretty flimsy looking guillotine, better order one locally from a carpenter.

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 5 points 8 hours ago

If it ain't flimsy, it ain't Ikea.

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

It’s good for when you’re on the go

[–] pmk@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 10 hours ago

Alternative names: Knipsa, Tjoff, Gallra.

[–] nonentity@sh.itjust.works 16 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

The only appropriate tool to test whether billionaires are made of cake.

[–] ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

You are of course completely wrong about that...There's also slicing off small pieces until you prove that none of those pieces were indeed cake.

[–] nonentity@sh.itjust.works 1 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

A skilled operator could easily use it as a deli slicer. One could even use fancy blades for flare and variety.

[–] ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Reset time is too slow even with a skilled operator, it'll get boring before you get done.

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

We need some sort of new motorized version that can operate at 60hz

[–] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 24 points 16 hours ago
[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 4 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Do you guys think if the blade should have wheel & rail assembly on either side, like pull out drawers?

As long as the blade isn't able to create a turning moment as it comes down it'll work smoothly, but that could take some adjusting (as well as carefully planning the geometry of the short side of the blade). Also graphite inside the rails would help tremendously as seen in wooden drawers that work on wooden slides alone

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 20 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Too fancy for me. I will go with skewering them on a sharpened pole and leaving them as a warning to the others.

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 11 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I think the Aristøpikes are down this aisle.

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

Hälbērd curtain rods look sturdy

[–] MrSilkworm@lemmy.ml 4 points 16 hours ago

I wonder if there an ikeahacks community

[–] ohulancutash@feddit.uk 6 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I think you’ll find that’s Kuttůr

[–] ArcaneGadget@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago

Didn't know Ikea was Czech.

[–] thelsim@sh.itjust.works 2 points 15 hours ago

All the fun of incorrectly assembling Ikea stuff with the added bonus of a sharp blade :)

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 4 points 18 hours ago
[–] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 4 points 18 hours ago