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[–] zippythezigzag@lemm.ee 75 points 1 week ago (2 children)

My wife said "you could put 2 in one hole if you weren't a coward".

[–] JayleneSlide@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough."

[–] Burninator05@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago
  • Abraham Lincoln
[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago

Sounds to me like she was trying to tell you something.

[–] lemmefixdat4u@lemmy.world 36 points 1 week ago (3 children)

You've got more than three. There's the A-hole, P-hole, V-hole, M-hole, two N-holes, and two E-holes. Then there are the manufactured holes: two H-holes when you make a fist, a TT-hole if you squeeze them together, a BB-hole if you're on the heavy side, and two T-holes for those with foot fetishes. There are up to 3 bonus holes if you have one or more of the various medical stoma, and two extra bonus holes if you're blind and have prosthetic eyes.

But you can get by with only one if you tie those sausages together end-to-end.

[–] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 1 week ago

and two T-holes for those with foot fetishes.

This hole. It's... made for me.

[–] TediousTasks@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] deadkennedy@lemm.ee 9 points 1 week ago

NOW YOU’RE A MAN! A MAN MAN MAN!

[–] Burninator05@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Great, now they need another sausage.

[–] shyguyblue@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

This is the way

[–] tpihkal@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago
[–] imvii@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 week ago

She pushed the sausage in her vagina and then another in her anus.

The sausage in her anus said "Holy shit! It's tight in here."

The one in her vagina looked surprised and said "Holy shit! A talking sausage!"

[–] JaymesRS 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

There was a man named Quagmire that is said to have discovered a Fourth Hole.

[–] FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

Right there at the knee

But you have to believe it’s there

[–] eqslcv@lemm.ee 9 points 1 week ago

Damn girl, eat one at least idk

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 7 points 1 week ago

Skill issue.

[–] abcdqfr@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Everyone gets horny enough to fill the hole in their stomachs eventually

[–] tatann@lemm.ee 6 points 1 week ago
[–] rovingnothing29@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago
[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 4 points 1 week ago

Have you never heard of double anal?

[–] RymrgandsDaughter@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

maybe the holes we have are just the friends we made along the way

[–] moody@lemmings.world 2 points 1 week ago

Maybe the sausages are the friends we made along the way

[–] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

3 holes and 2 hands. If anything, you're a weiner short...

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago

The only limiting factor is imagination and pain tolerance

[–] MyNameIsRichard@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago
[–] Creosm@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

A spare for if you're feeling confident today

[–] Toneswirly@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

An extra in case you accidentally bite the first one.

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)

One of the uses of 'bound feet' was as an orafice.

[–] bigboismith@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago
[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Otorhinolaryngologist rule

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 week ago

It's just like a "baker's dozen."

[–] devfuuu@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Clearly someone hasn't heard about TAP.