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Sir. You are holding up the drive through.
Three-day weekends pretty please
I have added an eighth day to the week.
Honestly, that'd work.
I'm willing to settle for that.
Financial freedom would be pretty neat if you could swing it my good wizard dude
You are transported to the neolithic period.
Hmm.. is anyone else with me?
I sent you to the middle of France.
Why do you hate Rizzo?
If there's a place to be a Neolithic human, France seems like a solid bet tbh.
One downvote, please
Edit: this is fucking bullshit...
Australian downvote.
Remove all fascists in a way that they deserve
Empathy for everyone, without the ability to suppress it using drugs.
You're going to need to be VERY specific about how much empathy a person can feel, or else being in a crowd will cripple someone, and doctors would never be able to perform emergency surgery or help a woman give birth. Orgasms would be fantastic though!
Ah yes, good thing I'm good at being specific, when I put myself to it. But good catch!
Make me a cis girl pleeeeeeease :3
Can you cure my depression
Yea, cure this guy's depression
A pack of condoms and, uh... What was it that I used to eat all the time back in the day? Oh yeah, some pussy.
I don't think they're allowed to sell that any more
Trash throwed at the bin across the room go into it everytime, without fail.
I assume this includes changing the past so how about have Bernie win the 2016 Democratic Primary.
Or go back and have SCOTUS say the 2000 Florida recount could continue until the true winner was determined.
Or go back and have Carter win in 1980 by revealing the collusion between the Reagan campaign and Iran (might have to include breaking the OPEC bullshit too).
If none of that, and assuming "free will" can't be overridden, maybe Freaky Friday the consciousnesses of the 2024 Democratic candidates &. spouses into the bodies of the Republican equivalents. If there's some limitation based on the biological sex of the participants, put Doug into Trump and Kamala into Melania, they're a team anyway.
As many pixies and goblins as you can summon into the toilets of Mar a Lago.
I would very much like the Witching Cloak from Fables in my possession
- Lets the wearer take on any form and converse with animals
- Wearer becomes impervious to all damage
- Infinite number of items can be stored within its folds
- Has programmable folding and teleportation actions
If you do grant me this boon, dear Wizard, I shall set you up with not one but two, two, dates with Cinderella.
Phased plasma rifle in the 40-watt range
If you're still bending reality, I could use more time.
gestures around broadly Can you do anything about this?
Free speech absolutism...world wide
Free speech absolutism for Mr Worldwide. Got it.
I wanted it for the whole world, but just me, being allowed to say whatever I want no matter who it offends anywhere I go, that's something.
SHIT BALLS! Tiananmen square massacre! The WEF is full of evil narcissistic sociopaths!
See? free speech allows you to freely criticize things...especially government powers and corporate powers. Free speech laws exist specifically so you can say things that are going to rock the boat and upset people.
You never asked to be free of the consequences of speaking your mind though.
insults and other words that hurt people's feelings isn't a crime and shouldn't be a crime
Thank you pit bull. love you music.
is Pit Bull a free speech absolutist too?