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Shitty Ask Lemmy

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If I come out as bisexual, what do I get? Do I get a free pride flag and a copy of the gay agenda? (lemm.ee)
submitted 3 months ago by Freshparsnip@lemm.ee to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml
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[–] kitnaht@lemmy.world 26 points 3 months ago (2 children)

You double your dating pool and still nobody will like you.

[–] GoodLuckToFriends@lemmy.today 18 points 3 months ago

Hello, 911? I need an ambulance, somebody has just stabbed me in the heart and posted it on social media.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago

[–] DrBabyJesus@lemm.ee 9 points 3 months ago

You get imposter syndrome and a lifetime of wondering if you’re not gay enough or not straight enough.

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You get older men hitting on you vaguely

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

You get a free toaster oven, but it only cooks fritattas.