this post was submitted on 08 Mar 2025
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Two Sentence Horror

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Two Sentence Horrors.

The title should be the first sentence, while the body should be the second.

Keep it spooky.

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Unfortunately, it also took us 4.2 years to receive the message explaining that the far end of the portal had broken.

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[–] m_f@discuss.online 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Grimy@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

My main inspiration for this one!

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Forgot I read that one until I read the synopsis lol

Ricky had it coming.

Yeah fuck that shit head Ricky.

[–] litchralee@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

My first thought was to the Three Body Problem book trilogy. Excellent sci-fi novels.

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Meh, they'd never know anything went wrong. They'd just stop.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

just clone yourself, or save a copy of your consciousness at the point of departure? and if you don't like the idea of that then cope and seethe and die from a trivially solvable issue.

[–] TechieDamien@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Conservation of information would like a word with you

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

well it can suck my dick because i don't care if i end up 5 atoms different, i end up 5 atoms different every single day anyways. There is no amount of identity crisis stuff you can throw at me that i cannot simply counter with "well i don't care, that's fine".

Never give an optimistic nihilist socialist access to cloning technology because they will just do this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NI2FS7pZAnc

Well, it can have a chat with Phineas Gage then. We don't need literally every atom in exactly the right place, for the brain to work.