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AI from fiction:
HAL M.O.T.H.E.R AM Jarvis
I wouldn't say my hostnames are very creative, but they all have some kind of backstory.
Main desktop: POwOful
It's a pretty powerful desktop, so why not call it that :)
Laptop: LenOwO
Can you guess the laptop brand?
Server 1: Shitbox
It's my first server box I ever built, so it's underpowered and pretty shitty.
Server 2: Stowage
My proper server with actual data parity, and it's pretty powerful
Server 3: Jank
This one is another shitmix of hardware with random harddrives in raid 0. I am aware that they'll die at some point, and all of that data stored on it will be lost, so i use it as temporary storage whenever I need to copy something from one machine to another.
Robot vacuum: suckywucky
Yea....
I used the names of the eldrazi from magic the gathering:
Ulamog: desktop PC Emrakul: NAS / Plex server name Kozilek: NUC mini PC
Man Iβm lame.
Used to be {env}-function##
Now itβs {env}-{vlanlocation}-function##
VLAN location such as DMZ, Infra, Jump for jump boxes, IOTSec or IOTInsec, Etc
Mine are all named for the colour of the case, or case accent when ambiguous, though network infrastructure items are named for their models, being the typical default.
I sometimes use A records or mDNS-SD for the actual services provided and use a *.home.arpa.
domain.
Another theme at another site is native fauna and flora names.
No cringe, no pop culture.
All my personal devices are named "AHE"+n. So the abbreviation for "at heart engineer"+ a letter signifying the device. So my phone is "AHEM", my laptop is "AHEL", my desktop is "aheo" (O for office), my server is "ahes".
My only currently active machine is a laptop named buttwarmer as per my cat's suggestion.
I use some generic names.
Lol, it's 20x easier when you're looking at a dump from nmap.
Devices are named after characters from books I recently read, trying to match the name with the character of the book. But for virtual hosts for services I use their purpose (wiki, files, feedβ¦) because I wasted too much time updating all the bookmarks last time I migrated to a new server.
Named mine after "objects" from Iain M. Banks' Culture Novels.
Currently I have:
Nice and short, and map roughly to the "power level" of the hardware, so to speak.
And my Yubikeys are named after Special Circumstances agents π
I tend to use food names, like tomato
and sausage
. But no potato
, and definitely no apple
.
I also utilize the special-use domain home.arpa for all my LAN systems, so accidental collisions are largely impossible.
I use readable names.
I'm using one system for testing purposes, so it's called testingPC.
Any containers are named for the container purposes, like my pihole is named pihole.
My system is so boring that any person were to pick it up after I got hit by a bus would be able to figure out everything.
Physical machines (except my gaming PC) get Ratchet & Clank character names, and matching labels to go with it. My trusty sidekick Thinkpad T14 G1 is named "Clank". It runs LMDE.
VMs and LXCs get actually-descriptive names, since those are what run my services.
Gaming PC is called "Dagny"; it's a Scandinavian name for "a new day", since that PC was a gift to myself after my divorce. It's currently the only Windows machine in my house now.
I name them after a female important character in whatever novel I'm enjoying when I set the system up. Back when I was single the female was important, now it is just tradition.
Since I like fantasy there are plenty of names available that are both pronounceable and nonsense.
I think a similar post came few time ago, but no ashamed in my case. I use late pet names, for me as a tribute to their memory. Also, I try to put some logic in the name, like the squirrel name for a lightweight VM with not much services / workload or dog name for the reverse proxy (guardian function).
I went with alpha, beta, gamma ...
I do marvel weapons/artifacts:
Phone: Mjolnir
Tablet: Stormbreaker
Laptop: Darkhold
Earbuds: I.C.E.R
Backup NAS: EyeOfAgamotto
Etc, etc π
Desktop: Octiron
Laptop: Octogen
Phone: Octarine
At home, colors Whatever color the purpose is.
Too many hosts.
Current scheme: British towns names. They are quite unique.
I've gone through lots of themes. These days it's mostly where things are or what they are for. Topshelf, closet, code lives on monkey, work laptop is named work. I've had more fun themes but the novelty wore off.
I select hostnames drawn from the ordinal numerals of whatever language I happen to be trying to learn. Recently, it was Japanese so the first host was named "ichiro", the second as "jiro", the third as "saburo".
Those are the romanized spellings of the original kanji characters: δΈι, δΊι, and δΈι. These aren't the ordinal numbers per-se (eg first, second, third) but are an old way of assigning given names to male children. They literally mean "first son", "second son", "third son".
Previously, I did French ordinal numbers, and the benefit of naming this way is that I can enumerate a countably infinite number of hosts lol
ok so don't hate me but h001, h002, h003, and so on.
That's h for host. I also use n to number networks, and k to number physical keys.
I list them all in my keepassxc password database, where I can include any additional information.
With the prevalence of vms, docker containers, and docker networks, there's just too many things to name. By numbering them I can just side step that whole game.
I mostly use battlestar galactica ship names for my own hardware, but it's been mixed with boring '.mydomain.foo' names as well. I should rename a bunch of stuff around and include them in my DNS.
I use Arthurian legend related stuff. Servers and desktops are locations. My portable devices are the names of swords. IoT devices are more explicitly descriptive since I won't need to type in, but it's more important to recognize them when I see them, like lightswitch-livingroom.
I name based on OS and location.
fedoraDesktop fedoraLaptop fedoraServer fedoraSchoolServer unraid qnap ubuntuServer
They're all some kind of machine. Steam deck: SteamMachineryV1
PC: ArchMachineryV2
Phone: Android_ΞΌMachine
Oddly enough my server goes by MonoVerse, which I named first and I guess it just stuck.
They're all some kind of machine. Steam deck: SteamMachineryV1
PC: ArchMachineryV2
Phone: Android_ΞΌMachine
Oddly enough my server goes by MonoVerse, which I named first and I guess it just stuck.
Ubiquitous and Tiamat are my servers, Polyglotal for my home assistant voice endpoint, and some more. Points for the reference
My first computer job was at a college that used names from ancient history and mythology. So I mostly still do that. Medea is my plex server. Zeus and Hera are the hosts for docker and VMs. Heimdall is the router.
The only break in the pattern is my storage, which is currently NASC and NASD...
Oh and my personal machine used to be HAL_9000 (complete with wallpaper and theme sounds) but now I just name it "box."
Charybdis, hippo, appa, Momo, pabu
Reserved for future use: krex & krox
Poor "kryx".
Desktop: 30p87
Laptop: 30p87-laptop
Phone: 30p87-phone
Server: 30p87-server
DNS server at location bv: 30p87-dns-bv
DNS server at location db: 30p87-dns-db
Switch at location bv: 30p87-bottom-bv
Switch at location db: 30p87-bottom-db
Is that a new kind of masochism?
Markdown only inserting newlines on two spaces certainly is. Apart from that, only practical.
'fuck' and the family of 'fucking'
I named my old white bitfenix prodigy m "Baymax" because it was white and had rounded edges.