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Hi fellow selfhosters!

What hostnames do you use for your systems and services?
And maybe why if it's an interesting story.

I'll start:
Steam Deck: krax
Smartphone: krix (once I get LineageOS installed again)
MiniPC: krux
Reserved for future use: krex & krox

Creative, I know. 😅 The names have no deeper meaning. The x comes from Linux. That's it.

I know some of you use god names of certain pantheons, such as Thor. But I find that boring as a lot of people are doing that.  
 
 

Now let your pants down and tell me all about

your embarrassing host names!

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[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 1 points 8 minutes ago

For my ProxMox server stuff I went with Lord of the Rings. The idea being the servers would be locations and the VMs would characters.

So right now my main server is Rivendell, and my PiHole on it is Gandalf ("You shall not pass!" Heehee eventually he'll have OPNSense too...)

If I get HomeAssistant at some point, obviously that'll be Samwise!

My Klipper VM for 3D printing is Celebrimbor, and the individual printers are named after various deities or myth figures of crafting/smithing/creativity like Brigid and Eitri.

For my client devices, I name my personal hardware after BattleTech mechs and that works well. It's intuitive because I can line up various roles and weight classes.

So my main desktop is Timberwolf, and my laptops are named after light mechs like Kitfox or Mistlynx.

Phones and tablets I don't really care about, they usually just name themselves after their model anyway. :)

[–] somenonewho@feddit.org 1 points 16 minutes ago

Naming my devices after stars. Specifically stars in Ursa-Major

Desktop: alioth Laptop: alkaid Smartphone: alcor SteamDeck: dubhe Server: sarir

[–] clif@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Mine are named after the penguins from the Madagascar movie : Skipper, Private, Kowalski, and Rico.

Unfortunately there's only four so I often supplement with a suffix. For example, I've got an old windows laptop kicking around that is "rico-w"

... I should really commit to a naming scheme with a wider array of options.

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

I named mine after Rocket League cars.

  • Octane (main desktop)
  • Breakout (laptop)
  • Dominus (laptop; older, larger)
[–] Fillicia@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 hours ago

I go for the unoriginal but oh so simple: location-type-No

So HL-SRV-01 is "homelab server no 1"

HS-DSK-02 is "House desktop no2"

NA-LPT-01 is "Not Applicable" because this is my admin laptop that I expect to move around a lot so I always treat it as high-risk.

[–] SoulKaribou@lemmy.ml 3 points 12 hours ago

I started with pirates of the carribean, so...

blackpearl: main PC Redpearl: raspberry pi Purplepearl: refurbished laptop. The router is ... router

The phone is zizidane ("donkey dick" in French, also playword on Zinedine Zidane).

[–] NotSteve_@lemmy.ca 5 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

I have three Proxmox nodes named: acid1, freebones, and a partially decommissioned node aptly named pve

acid1 was named from a sticker I got in a big collection. I was extra sold on the name when I did some research into acid1 tests.

freebones is from an inside joke from a GPT3.5 bot I terribly finetuned using my friend groups entire chat history. At one point the bot randomly said “algebra: you get free bones” and I kind of just ran with that

[–] herrvogel@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

I have node named pve too. Small world.

[–] taiidan@slrpnk.net 4 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

So many answers!!

First it was from planets from Ursula Le Guin's Hainish cycle.

Now it's the names of birds visiting my feeder: chickadee, titmouse, mockingbird, etc.

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 1 points 26 minutes ago

This is the most solar punk answer ever! XD Love it. That's really neat. I struggle so much with naming schemes.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 7 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (4 children)

I've named my last few computers after planets, with disks named after moons.

When I worked at Microsoft they had all kinds of clusters - OurGang with Spanky, Darla, Alfalfa... Addams with Gomez etc, Disney with Mickey, etc.

[–] Pulsar@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

Same, all celestial names.

[–] Bitswap@lemmy.world 0 points 14 hours ago

Nice. I might copy your idea.

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[–] OmniLotus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)
  • Knowledge - Desktop
  • Enlighten - Laptop
  • Insanity - Server
  • Madness - Router
[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 1 points 7 minutes ago* (last edited 6 minutes ago)

Gotta say, from what I've heard from the trenches, "insanity" and "madness" sound like fantastic names for printers or print servers, but the router also makes perfect sense! Lol

[–] eru@mouse.chitanda.moe 2 points 14 hours ago
[–] zourn@lemmy.world 4 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I use the most boring names: LASTNAME-LAPTOP LASTNAME-PHONE LASTNAME-SERVER LASTNAME-ROUTER

But, living in tight suburban spaces, I'm never confused whether a device is mine or somebody else's.

[–] Earflap@reddthat.com 2 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (1 children)

Me too: firstname-device_model

alice-laptop_XPS

bob-cell_i12

I feel so boring!

[–] butter@midwest.social 2 points 13 hours ago

Shit. Here I thought I was creative.

I use my alias butter. With either the device or the OS if I'm dual booting or distrohopping.

[–] Drewski@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I usually name my devices after Greek gods and godesses; Artemis, Hermes, Metis, Athena, Apollo etc.

[–] czardestructo@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago

Shit I thought I was so damn novel. Blast you.

[–] JPAKx4@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

My phone's name is "Samsung Smart Fridge™" because I think it's hilarious if someone is looking at hotspots or network info and go "what the hell is a fridge doing here-"

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 1 points 4 minutes ago* (last edited 4 minutes ago)

That's hilarious. Now I wanna set up a Wi-Fi hotspot with that SSID at a local library or something for lulz.

Something like "LG Dishwasher".

[–] ClusterBomb@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 17 hours ago

I use League of Legends regions. Except for one of them which is not a region but is called "lantern" after the Thresh's lantern in which souls are trapped.

[–] gdog05@lemmy.world 4 points 18 hours ago

I went with Willow related naming.

My main server and NAS is Madmartigan. Proxmox server is Willow. Headless gaming machine is Sorsha. Bedroom/office laptop is Elora Danan Living room laptop is High Aldwin Then two raspberry Pi's named Rool and Franjean.

I'm not even into Willow that much, I just wanted to find a world of characters I liked.

[–] teawrecks@sopuli.xyz 7 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

I use zerg units.

  • NAS is named Nydus
  • Homelab with a GPU is Hydralisk
  • Jail instance that I can use for random cron jobs is Drone
[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 1 points 54 seconds ago

"Scale with more ProxMox nodes? Don't you mean

S̸̡̗͉̰̭̬͙̲̩̖̫͔̹̓͛̓̈́̋̈́̊̂̕͡P̶̫̱̜͌́̒̐̄̈́́͐̒̅̆̎͋́͘A̴͙̬͇̐̋̓̋̇̋̒̏̀̀͒͡W̷̡̧̙̭̫̅̐͂̿̋̔̏͗͗̔̄͌̈́͝N̷̡̨̙͉̜̲̗̽͆̊̒̽̐̏̾̇̊̋̓̎͝ ̷̛̟͗̈́Ṃ̸̛͖̤̖̐̇́́̏̐́̋Ơ̶̼̤̣̊̎̔͑̈̈́̇̊͝A̸̧̢͇̣̰̫̙̼͈͈͈͉̼͙̻͑̽̿̊̌͝Ŗ̵̜̦͇̲̜̼͕̞̮̱̝̬̯̓͒̀͛̅͐̌͡͠ͅ ̵̧̺͕̖̘̟̭̥̳̪͖̗̤̞̎̈́̔͊͝O̴͓̼̥͆̈́̓̓͗̐̆̐́̀͂̕V̵̡͎͈͈̗̞̺̭̘͓̬̻̦̙͉̿̎ͅE̷̓̃̄̿̓̒̈́̇͋̑͘ͅŖ̵̛͖̣̼̘̜̹̻̜͍͉̫͍̞̉͆́̐̍̓̊̈͜L̴̛͉̜̩̞͇͕̞̟͎̱͛̇̎̓͝ͅO̸̡̧̢̯̭̟̝̺̩͔̬̜̼͚̬̽́̇̃̌̏̎̏́́̓͒̅̓͘R̷̨̫͍̹̗̮̹̯͆͗̕ͅD̶̨̡̪̼͕͇̻̲͊͑́͋̈̈́̔̅͠S̷̥̼̘̾̽̆̿̃̈́̾͆̾̏͝͡???"

[–] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 3 points 18 hours ago

I don't have a whole network setup like the rest of you guys, but I've been naming my desktop pc's SHODAN ever since I built my first one. Secondary/partner's pc is named XERXES. I'll probably never change them.

[–] VitabytesDev@feddit.nl 6 points 1 day ago

My laptop is called xontros-gatos, which in my native language means fat-cat. Similarly, my server is called server-cat, a small laptop that I have for testing stuff is called small-cat and a new laptop that I just got is called fatter-cat.

I LIKE CATS I LIKE CATS I LIKE CATS I LIKE CATS I LIKE CATS I LIKE CATS I LIKE CATS I LIKE CATS

[–] shiftymccool@programming.dev 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

My home network is called The IT Clowd with these devices:

  • Moss - physical server
  • Roy - physical server
  • Jen - vm - main docker host
  • Richmond - vm - *arr stack
  • Denholm - vm - monitoring, logging
  • Douglas - vm - Home Assistant stack
  • Basement - vm - development server
[–] fiendishplan@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

my local hostnames are all David Bowie related. I have: outside (my laptop) blackstar (server 1) starman (server 2) heros (desktop1)

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago

Colour + noun:

  • redbug
  • bluecar
  • yellowboat
[–] pero@lemm.ee 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Uhg y'all actually have creative names, here are mine:

My homelab - Pero-base
My main PC - Pero-main
My laptop - Pero-portable
My other server - Pero-web

I swear I'm not a narcissist.

[–] DaPorkchop_@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Y'all are too creative for me... I have:

  • poweredge-r520-0
  • poweredge-t620-0
  • poweredge-t620-1
  • pi4-0
  • pi3b-0
  • pi3b-1
  • pi3b-2
  • pi3b-3
  • vostro-3525-0
  • ideapad-c340-0
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[–] isles@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

I only have 1 box really, it's named Hal. Seems helpful, not entirely sure if it's on my side. Could murder me. I keep an analog shotgun next to it.

[–] Nibodhika@lemmy.world 2 points 22 hours ago

I use characters from whichever book I'm reading at the time. Examples:

  • Arya: From ASOIAF, a small but powerful Ultrabook
  • Cthulhu: From HP Lovecraft, a huge 17" laptop
  • Horus: From the Horus Heresy books, A powerful laptop
  • Binky: Death's white horse from discworld, a white desktop
  • Peaches: A rat that always carries a book with her. My home server
[–] koncertejo@lemmy.ml 2 points 22 hours ago

My devices are named after planets from Doctor Who: mondas, telos, skaro, villengard.

[–] SnachBarr@lemm.ee 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I’ve always done characters from Beatles songs

  • Walrus
  • Martha
  • Her-Majesty
  • Submarine
  • MissLizzy
  • Blackbird
  • NowhereMan
  • SgtPepper
  • Jojo
[–] VeganCheesecake@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I set up my current desktop while reading Gaiman's The Sandman, so it's called Morpheus. Because I felt I needed to keep with the theme, my laptop is hades, my phone persephone, my server apollo, my router helios, the media centre PC is orpheus, the pi that boots and updates it outside of usage hours is eurydice, and the pi that runs home assistant is zeus (because it's responsible for light(n)ing.

Oh, and the work profile on my phone is sisyphos.

[–] amphy@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I recently de-embarrassed my hostnames. I went with names that are one step removed from being dead obvious. Feels nice having descriptive, but not uncreative, names for everything

  • Custom built desktop pc: Studio
  • Home theater PC: Theater
  • Server: Gamut (this was Nexus until I ran into bs regarding the TLD preload list in web browsers... had to go with a non-tld name)
  • Everything else: Based off the model. For example, my Asus Vivobook S 15 is just "Vivobook", etc
[–] dave@feddit.uk 6 points 1 day ago

When I was 18 and in my first job, my boss and I installed the very first windows NT file servers for a major uk public sector organisation. They were all named after beers that we'd drunk on team nights out. We had Blacksheep, Tanglefoot, Snecklifter, and so on. They were in a test environment so it didn't matter. Until they went into production...

That was over 30 years ago now, but I still usually resort to beers.

[–] pHr34kY@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Server (big iron): Bender

Desktop (main character): Fry

Laptop (for accounting): Hermes

Netbook (small and dumb): Nibbler

Phone (held to my head): BrainSlug

HTPC (one big viewport): Leela

[–] Reven@lemmy.world 4 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

This is my scheme as well! Pretty much to the t. Except my HTPC is hypnotoad and nibbler is my NAS.

[–] pHr34kY@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago

OMG Hypnotoad HTPC is so much better! Why didn't I thnnk of that?

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)
  • Rlyeh -host/nas
  • Cthulhu
  • Yog
  • Yibb
  • Hastur
  • Hotep
  • Cylitha
[–] jaemo@sh.itjust.works 2 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

cooking-phasers

baconaxe

foot-therapy

Are my current guys.

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