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How come reading tea leaves is seen as this sophisticated, witchy thing but if I slam dunk an open can of Chef Boyardee ravioli onto the pavement in the gas station parking lot to see what kind of soda the old ones think I should buy, foodstuff divination suddenly isn't cool anymore?

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[–] CassiniWarden@infosec.pub 2 points 1 day ago

"Things are heating up!"

I laughed way too hard at this.

[–] HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com 16 points 2 days ago (2 children)

tea is cheap and you read the leftover leaves from drinking a cup. that is some wasteful and expensive divination.

[–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

I’d be really unhappy if I stepped in a pile of spaghetti-O’s while walking into a gas station.

[–] altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Plus, with an additional time preparation and consumption of tea\coffee implies, one can charm a person to better believe whatever comes in that forecast. It's an important lag psychology-wise, that also kinda involves people themselves in the said process, so they have harder times doubting it all.

ceremony is key.

[–] lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Some might say it's too disruptive, but that's just tone policing.

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

People these days don't know how to appreciate a bit of showmanship I tell ya hwat

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

It is ill advised because Mr. Boyardee is a scoundrel and his spirit will influence predictions so that they ultimately lead to hijinks, his council should only be trusted in matters of pasta.

[–] erotador@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 days ago

that sounds way fucking cooler tbh