Completely believed it. Expect it to happen.
this post was submitted on 06 Mar 2025
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The title made me smirk, but the "during a press conference about the Israeli-Palestinian conflict" made me lol. He classless idiot would totally do that!🤣😭
Fuck, I ate that onion harder than any onion I've ever eaten.
Everyone read it assuming it was true.
That's how far we have fallen in so short a time.
Nah it's just someone time travelling, this will happen next week.
What does it mean? (I'm not American...)
Six out of ten (in terms of attractiveness)
oh, ok. Unexpected.
He only rated her that low because he can’t grab her by the pussy
Right? But it is satire and I totally didn't just forget that for a few seconds.
It's common for gross American men to rate women on a scale of 1-10 for hotness. The joke is that Trump doesn't think the lady of liberty is very attractive.