that was a given, since he had all the nominations
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Great voting. Best voting ever.
In Soviet Russia, Putin votes You! ~to~ ~be~ ~the~ ~next~ ~candidate~ ~to~ ~the~ ~gulag~
It's been crazy learning how many people never learned about the collapse of the USSR
Netanyahu got scammed
Netanyahu scammed. Dunno about getting scammed.
You know, it's occurring to me now that we're getting our own medicine. How many governments have we controlled?
Also winner of the Cold War!
buy a few hundred politicians. r is for rubles