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If you just took a shower and your balls are still "dirty" your problem isn't the order in which you dry yourself.
If you can take a shower like a functional adult, it turns out skin is skin and wiping water off your ballsack is fundamentally identical to wiping water off the back of your hand.
Who cares? I just washed them, they're clean. Do women have a second pussy towel or something?
But also yeah, start at top, he's right.
The ass/taint/balls combo get a good patting down, then if I have time I'll stand over a box fan for the ultimate dry.
I just use a hair dryer. Wife made me get my own though.
Why is this gendered? I use the same towel on my cooch as my face after I shower, I would be pretty impressed by the dedication to doing laundry of someone who has a specialized crotch-drying towel.
The poster doesn’t have balls so they were curious
Same towel for my whole body, the outside part is clean right after showering.
I don't really pay attention to whether my valet uses one towel or several. I think he switched things up between face and body, for sure, but beyond that shrug.
I start with my hair first, then face, and work my way down, but I do the butt hole last. That way my hair washes most of the fecal material out of the towel the next time I dry myself off and I don't have as much butt stuff all over the rest of my body. Because that's how things work.
There are way dirtier things being done in a bedroom or playing outside sports. Why does it matter if you are clean? Why is a woman asking that silly question like as if we don't kiss the mouth of someone who just gargle them balls
The Germans have a word for people like you
Mädchenküsser
So, I understand the literal meaning, but what does it actually mean as slang? Girl kisser doesn't really say much lol.
I was just making a joke, nothing serious
The secret is to use the towel to dry one's nether regions after washing them, not before.
By the way, it applies to women as much as to men.
You also just start from the head and go down to finish with your feet. (I know how that sounds lol)
Like it’s basic drying stuff.. no?
I try to dry my feet first so I don’t slip so I use two towels
That's what a floor mat is for. They make them in towel fabric so you don't slip and the floor doesn't get wet and slippery.
Weird, everybody in the comments assuming that she's grossed out by men using the same towel on our faces we used on our dirty balls. But she asked about a separate ball towel, which seems to imply that it's the balls that require special treatment, but not ass, feet, or pits. Maybe she's grossed out by men using the same towel on our balls that we used on our dirty faces?
Why are you using towel on dirty anything? Do you towel before you wash?
Me? I just air dry.
You use the edges for the balls exclusively
Oh I'm opposite. Edges are for face/head exclusively and I use the middle of the towel for the rest of the body.
Just grab both ends of the towel and floss between the legs.
I would be okay drying my face with someone else's balls towel, I think my balls towel aren't gonna be a deal breaker
If you care about this, you're not showering properly. You're supposed to be clean mfer
If I'm unwilling to touch my face with the ball towel, my balls weren't clean enough.
It's just more skin for fucks sake.
It's just for skin fucks sake.
and hopefully clean skin just out of the shower.
at least that's what I tell myself...
To me is not hopefully, I do clean well enough when taking a shower. Is not that hard.
This meme is so old the towel has dementia.
No seperate towel. Clean your balls in the shower and even if you keep them sucked into your anus all day, which is bad for both organs so don't leave em in for long, you can clean the most gnarly of sacks. My point is clean them.
It doesnt matter, i washed. If i was dirty immediately after stepping out of a shower then i think i need to clean my house.
There isn't anything special about your balls that makes them dirtier than the rest of your body. You've just washed them. They're clean.
Instructions unclear, used face to get balls wet
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Oh, I thought you were supposed to use the balls to get the face wet
Isn't it more of a rebound effect?
You use the face to get the balls wet, and then the balls will eventually get the face wet too.