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Trump Signs Executive Order Declaring Twitter Profitable (hard-drive.net)
submitted 2 weeks ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social
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[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

!if oNlY tHEy hAd Kept Us the Name Too!

[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 weeks ago

so they're paying taxes, then.. right? RIGHT?

[–] TarantulaFudge@startrek.website 8 points 2 weeks ago

Damn totally ate the onion, hilarious! Probably the only way that's gonna become "true"

[–] Baguette@lemm.ee 6 points 2 weeks ago

Seems pretty profitable, it helped buy out the US government and made Elon's net worth grow by billions!