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[–] HeadfullofSoup@kbin.earth 100 points 2 weeks ago

The level of incels energy in that picture could power a city for hundreds of years

[–] PNW_Doug@lemmy.world 69 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

"Alpha" as in alpha software: buggy, not fit for release, a poor first approximation of useful, error-prone, almost certain to fail at the desired task, etc…

[–] im_john_here@programming.dev 57 points 2 weeks ago

Is this DOGE??

[–] Hiro8811@lemmy.world 46 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Is this Elon's DOGE team I heard so much about?

[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Can't be, at least one of Elon's little boys has broccoli hair.

[–] guaraguaito@lemmy.blahaj.zone 41 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 36 points 2 weeks ago

What a bunch of fucking dorks

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 30 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

alpha male

Oh right, furries.

[–] FinalRemix@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Or just requiring a specific type of argument in Deus Ex.

[–] Ascrod@midwest.social 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

My masculinity is augmented.

[–] anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I have more pubes on the back of my ballsack than everyone in this picture has in total.

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago

weird flex but ok

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 26 points 2 weeks ago

obligatory reminder that even the man that coined the term alpha male has relized he was fucking wrong, but the worst of humanity just fell in love with the concept and wont let it die

[–] AppleTea@lemmy.zip 21 points 2 weeks ago

Women have a different sort of mind than men do. Oh, uh, and men who disagree with me also have that different sort of mind.

maybe the real split in types of brains is between gender essentialists and everyone else...

[–] Frostbeard@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago

Tbh. the poster is probably one of those kids in the photo. I am not surprised that a immature kid writes immature posts. I am so glad there were no social media when I was 14 because I was fucking feral. God the cringe I would have to wade through to scrub that shit.

[–] Nunar@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago

I've seen incel and I've seen incels, but these are the incelliest bunch of incels that ever incelled.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Is......is that you in that pic? Or a general visual representation that could accurately give the impression of you?

......because those guys look like dweebs.

Yeah, that's right. I'm bringing dweeb back. Nerds and dorks are actually kinda cool, I like them a lot. But these guys? Total dweebs! 80s vernacular is back, baby! Hasta la vista!

[–] joshcodes@programming.dev 2 points 2 weeks ago

Be excellent to each other, be less than excellent to these dweebs

[–] breadsmasher@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

imagine pairing ties like that

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[–] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

There can only be one alpha in a pack, cubs. Sit the fuck down.

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I don't physically cringe often but man this actually did it

[–] TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

This picture should be labeled, Summers Eve, the douche level was so high. 😂

[–] spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 weeks ago

"Alpha" is right, those "men" barely work and are full of mistakes and ideas that will go nowhere.

[–] qbus@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

It was so nice of them to have the femboy who decided a striped tie and a gray suit was alpha /s

[–] refurbishedrefurbisher@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

These guys all look like they're 14-15 years old. Very manly and mature.

[–] hesusingthespiritbomb@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Are you guys making fun of middle schoolers?

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 weeks ago

We're all the same skill level, jerry!

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[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Oof. This is gonna resurface later and keep them up at night.

[–] RogueBanana@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 weeks ago

That's gotta be sarcastic right?

[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Fuckin mods.

[–] suburban_hillbilly@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 weeks ago

Seems like they nailed the second half. Is this not what everyone else is picturing any time someone earnestly attempts to describe themselves as alpha?

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

I'm sure that sound was just the panties wooshing past.

[–] mrcleanup@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Funny thing, only betas actually talk like this.

[–] anachronist@midwest.social 4 points 2 weeks ago

"I'm I so repulsive? No, it's the women who are wrong!"

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I thought you weren't supposed to take pictures inside the DC Metro.

[–] stinerman@midwest.social 4 points 2 weeks ago

From a hillbilly from rural Ohio, the DC Metro is magic. Truly. I was in awe of it.

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I could imagine that being the case, but I live in the area and I've never heard that.

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 3 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

Oh, I guess I was wrong about that.

I acquired that bit of faulty information a long time ago, so maybe it was different close after 9/11? Or it was just never really true in the first place?

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[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Six faces, each more like a slapped ass than the next. May God forgive their mothers.

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 3 points 2 weeks ago

They cropped the pic so you can't see that each one is standing on his dad's wallet.

[–] Zier@fedia.io 3 points 2 weeks ago

I had no idea that the "tiny dick club" was still meeting in the subways. I thought we evicted them. Alpha = Loser

[–] vividkitten@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago

The amount of pocket sand in this photo could fill an hourglass

[–] 0ndead@infosec.pub 2 points 2 weeks ago

How’s that working out for ya?

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