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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Whenever I feel powerless, I remember the wise words of my ancient ancestors:

"Ooo eee ooo ahh ahh, ting tang walla walla bingbang."

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 2 points 1 day ago

Were your ancestors some chipmunks?

https://youtu.be/cmjrTcYMqBM

Or the Danish gadget pop formation 'the cartoons'?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZNYyrbACLs

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 36 points 1 day ago
[–] egonallanon@lemm.ee 55 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I think he should hear the chimp out.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 20 points 1 day ago (3 children)

In the law of the jungle ... if one chimp wants to try to horde 100 bananas and not share them, all the other chimps will attack the one greedy chimp and take all the bananas.

As intelligent humans, we've allowed a few chimps in our global community to horde a banana pile the size of mount everest and that's perfectly normal to us.

[–] RippleEffect@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

To be fair, most people don't see that pile in their day to day.

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Kinda sounds like the opening to a hominid Law & Order show

In the law of the jungle … if one chimp wants to try to horde 100 bananas and not share them, all the other chimps will attack the one greedy chimp and take all the bananas.

These are their stories. dun dun

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago

Lol .... I also thought of it as Farside comic panel

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 day ago

Please stop relating everything back to politics.

GET UP COME ON DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Apes together... (beats chest)
Strong

[–] CrayonRosary@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

That's an ape!

[–] GiveOver@feddit.uk 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I always wondered what the cutoff would be for apes/humans going to heaven. Apes aren't allowed, humans are allowed. At one point in evolution, a non-heaven-compatible creature gave birth to a heaven creature. That poor proto-human, living in heaven without parents and probably unable to speak. They wouldn't be able to sing along to the Ronnie James Dio concerts up there 😔

[–] Carl@lemm.ee 17 points 1 day ago

i dunno that monkey makes a good point

[–] burgersc12@mander.xyz 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wait you don't have to worry about Lions and Wolves eating your wife? You are winning!

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I would be terrified to live in a place where wolves and lions share a hunting ground.

[–] burgersc12@mander.xyz 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I was thinking sabretooth lions since they'd be likely to share similar territory as wolves. Good thing they went extinct

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Just went down a rabbit hole about sabertooth lions, tigers and inevitably got to the Smilodon. What a kitty.

They supposedly had stocky, well muscled proportions.

[–] loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago