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[–] angrystego@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

I'm afraid to ask what the other stuff is. The winking smiley doesn't help.

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

STUDIES CONFIRM: My Worldview

[–] HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

This is child abuse

What they are advocating is negligence

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

If I could figure out who she is and where she lives I'd honestly tell CPS.

[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 46 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

I had chicken pox but my brother got the shot. Now I have the milestone of shingles and he never will yay

[–] csm10495@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 days ago

I got the shot and still got chicken pox later in life. I was the unlucky tiny percentage.

Get your shots people.

[–] inv3r5ion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 2 days ago (5 children)

I never got chicken pox or the shot because we couldn’t prove if my mom had it or was vaccinated as a kid. They thought maybe I was immune, and as a teenager did some testing. I’m not immune.

I’m soon to be 36 and absolutely terrified of it. Im too old to be vaccinated against it now so I just have to do everything I can to avoid exposure but it can literally kill me at this age.

I hate people who don’t vaccinate their kids. I didn’t have a choice because of missing medical records and risk to my mom. But to choose not to do so because of woo woo shit? Fuck you.

[–] hardcoreufo@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Chicken pox vax was not a thing when I was little. I had to go stay with my grandparents when I got chicken pox cause my mom never had it

[–] BugKilla@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I got chicken pox in my 30s, before a vaccine was available.

It's the only time in my life I considered becoming a pavement bollard by taking a dive from my 3rd floor apartment.

The pain was so bad that I ran a shower without the cold tap on until I passed out...for 2 days. Yes, I got hyperthermia, and was severely dehydrated but it was the only way the pain would stop.

Anti vaxxers are to be treated with contempt and mocked ceaselessly.

Note: I think you can get the vaccine at any age. Check with a reputable doctor or your local health authority.

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[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Pretty sure you can get vaccinated against chickenpox, check that.

Here I know there is a shingles shot but only after you're 50 for some reason

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[–] TheTurner@lemm.ee 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Same with me! All of my siblings got it. It just wasn't around when I was little.

[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 6 points 2 days ago

even without nurgles gift of shingles, chicken box was on of the worst experiences of my life. Mom had to cover all the mirrors, it was soo hot because it was summer, I was constantly told not to scratch or pop them, the only relief was the oatbath that now I associate the smell with happiness/hope and crying cause mom had to take me out. This is crap anti vaccination wants for all children. Wtf character did it give me? It only filled me with more anger and drive to not want anyone suffer like this.

[–] fraksken@infosec.pub 5 points 1 day ago

I can think of one milestone ...

It's first coffin.

[–] Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca 123 points 2 days ago (4 children)

That's like a girl I knew arguing about how effective her homeopathic medicine was.

"Because of those med, my flu only lasted a week!"

A flu is only supposed to last 5-7 days ffs.

[–] Carvex@lemmy.world 85 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If homeopathic medicine worked, it would just be called medicine.

[–] Tower@lemm.ee 39 points 2 days ago

In the same vein:

"You know what they call alternative medicine that's been proved to work? - Medicine.” Tim Minchin

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It also scares away the alligators.

[–] exasperation@lemm.ee 9 points 2 days ago

Lisa, I would like to buy your rock.

[–] dustyData@lemmy.world 31 points 2 days ago

Healthy and vaccinated people might see less than 3 days of very mild symptoms, if they notice at all.

[–] IHeartBadCode@fedia.io 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You cannot reason someone out of something he or she was not reasoned into.

— Genghis Khan (For what it matters for who one is likely saying this to)

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[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 32 points 2 days ago

The studies:

heavily_used_crackpipe.jpg

[–] Zip2@feddit.uk 31 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Death from measles is not a milestone.

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[–] breadsmasher@lemmy.world 84 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

“my kid was delayed reaching standard milestones bUt 😉”

morons

[–] circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org 51 points 2 days ago

We can infer that the parent is also... delayed.

[–] madjo@feddit.nl 11 points 2 days ago

What studies?

[–] JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 28 points 2 days ago

In grade 6 everyone in class had already known that clearly little jimmy was special.

He was 15.

[–] Serinus@lemmy.world 43 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Whenever I'm in a old cemetery, I look for the graves that have five children dying within six weeks of each other. They're usually not too hard to find if there are 200 year old headstones.

[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 2 days ago

It always feels like “can you even imagine the psychological tortureporn and devastation the mourners endured in this spot and for the rest of their lives?”

Otoh. I have higher expectations for a just universe than this chaotic place provides. Maybe they were sad and then moved on. Especially re children dying 200 years ago.

[–] Pregnenolone@lemmy.world 39 points 2 days ago (2 children)

She’s barely literate herself

[–] TheFriar@lemm.ee 12 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Yeah I don’t know what she is talking about. And is she proud of her kid not being able to read until he was almost nine? “But the other stuff 😏 In every way, and I mean EVERY WAY.”

…w-what fuckin “other stuff? Is she claiming her kid is a great lay? What in the fuck is she talking about?

[–] Gold_E_Lox@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

poverty cycle in action :(

[–] diverging@lemm.ee 5 points 2 days ago

I don't think unschooling is something that people living in poverty are doing.

[–] amon@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

*that survived to adulthood somehow

[–] SinningStromgald@lemmy.world 52 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Is she implying what I think she's saying? If so dear god someone get that child OUT.

[–] Rooskie91@discuss.online 40 points 2 days ago (1 children)

She's implying that her son has a large penis, right? Am I the only one that thought that after the 😉 and the "I mean EVERY WAY."?

[–] SinningStromgald@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Not just that but also mummy and son were doing the naked tango in bed.

[–] boonhet@lemm.ee 10 points 2 days ago

I hope y'all are wrong and she's saying something else that's equally stupid but less incesty. But who the hell knows

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 2 days ago (3 children)

what other stuff is she referring to?

[–] psyklax@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 2 days ago (1 children)

They are getting really good at listening to their mother cherry pick bible verses that tell them why everyone else is evil.

[–] TheFriar@lemm.ee 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

lol you think they’re actually cherry picking from the Bible? There are probably 20 bibles displayed proudly but they’ve never cracked open a single one

[–] nieminen@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

They're good at parroting the cherry picked passages from the bible that their church leader (that they probably only see on Christmas and easter) provides, or the ones they see on FB.

[–] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago

Getting tattoos and telling the parents to fuck themselves.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

You know... stuff.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 44 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Huh. I reached the milestone their kid didn't get until the second grade at age 3. Despite being fully vaccinated.

[–] GrundlButter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 36 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Your vaccines were activated by UHF radio waves, today's vaccines are activated by 5G, and are therefore more dangerous.

/s

[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 16 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Mine where activated by VHF but that advantage was offset by all the lead in the air

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[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 21 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Yeah, but you then saw doctors for some tummy issues and fled your country. Vaccines made you weak.

These unvaxxed kids, though. You just rub a little dirt on it and they're all better! About 6 feet of dirt. And they don't see any doctors or leave. Ever.

- Written by the proud parent of 2 "normal" children and 6 underground children, probably

[–] dogsnest@lemmy.world 25 points 2 days ago

Studies Confirmed the typo: it's 'millstones'.

[–] NineMileTower@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

Let's pretend this person is right. Let's just pretend the child is fine in every other way.

Ya kid still fucked

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