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[–] Comrade_Spood@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 day ago

I am a huge Warhammer 40k fan and I once met someone who was also a 40k fan. Dude said he played Imperium cause he was (and he said this with zero irony) a "human supremacist." Genuinely though the Imperium were good guys. I feel like it's needless to say, but I stopped talking to him.

[–] PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat 353 points 6 days ago (5 children)

If you ask someone if they are Nazis, and their answer is to get confused and ask about the premise of the question, there is about a 90% chance they are Nazis. Non-Nazis will say, "What? No, definitely not."

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 140 points 6 days ago

I would also accept "did you just call me a fucking nazi?"

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 94 points 6 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (11 children)

If you ask someone who isn't a Nazi if they're a Nazi out of nowhere then confusion seems pretty valid. If there's a premise to it that they understand (by being Nazis or acting like ones) you'd get less genuine confusion.

E: I wasn't talking about the specific case in OP but in general

[–] lorty@lemmy.ml 53 points 6 days ago (34 children)

If the context is 40k, definitely not an unexpected question.

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[–] nickhammes@lemmy.world 28 points 6 days ago (11 children)

Yeah but even if there's some initial confusion, most normal people will get to a clear negative answer pretty quickly.

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[–] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 27 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Tbf, if someone asked to join my discord server and asked if we're Nazis I would also ask for further clarification. Not because there's a chance we might be Nazis but because it's an odd question.

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[–] damnedfurry@lemmy.world 22 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Non-Nazis will say, "What?

This is also 'getting confused', to be fair, lol.

I get the impression that even those agreeing with the Nazi-like stuff are not literally self-identifying as "Nazi", so I think you'll get that initial "huh" reaction regardless.

Might be better to ask a more specific telltale question.

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[–] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 32 points 6 days ago

This is the answer right here.

[–] DicJacobus@lemmy.world 104 points 6 days ago (13 children)

I was briefly into 40k in the 00s, but once the 2010s started I slowly started getting an ick feeling from it but I couldn't quite put my finger on it.

specifically, I was still cool with most of the lore, but the Imperium fanboys were getting to be unfun to be around. As I got older and wised up, I figured out around the same time many others did, that these same people just had a fascism fetish in general.

so with all that said.

Death to the false emperor Let the galaxy burn BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

[–] mrslt@lemmy.world 30 points 5 days ago (1 children)

As someone who likes the Space Marines, but hates Nazis and understands that Warhammer 40k is satire, I'm greatly saddened by the Fascism fan boys in the community.

[–] psmgx@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)

The 80s 40k is satire. That ship sailed long, long ago tho.

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[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 187 points 6 days ago (9 children)

Always amazing when people don't get satire.

My Dad actually thought Starship Troopers was pro-military.

[–] Godort@lemm.ee 87 points 6 days ago (14 children)

How?

That movie has the subtlety of a brick to the head

[–] Artyom@lemm.ee 122 points 6 days ago (4 children)

So did The Boys and Helldiver's 2, and yet a substantial population of conservatives took it literally. Now The Boys has to be so blatant, it's not as funny anymore.

Some people are just idiots, just the way it is.

[–] LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 68 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Lmao about the boys. I started watching that and definitely in the first season it wasn’t even subtle, by the 4th season, which apparently is when conservatives got mad (?), it was beating you into submission with the messaging. Like, subtlety was not even in the lexicon, more like bulldozing you.

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 26 points 6 days ago

I stopped watching after season 2 because I couldn't stand the lack of subtlety - despite loving the original comic which is... not subtle at all.

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[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 28 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The book is pro military, the movie is a very intentional satire.

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[–] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 33 points 6 days ago

Well, the book is... The movie tho, yeah Paul Verhoeven has opinions about fascists. 😂

His commentary on that film is truly one of the better commentary tracks I've ever listened to.

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[–] _cryptagion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 67 points 5 days ago (5 children)

They only people I know who play 40k are obsessed with Orks. Dunno what kind of person that makes them, but at least they aren't nazis.

[–] twice_hatch@midwest.social 40 points 5 days ago (3 children)

It might be the same phenomenon as bimbofication / puppygirl stuff, where one longs to be released from the responsibility of thinking

[–] Oni_eyes@sh.itjust.works 27 points 5 days ago

Also known as "Waaaaaaagh"

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 27 points 5 days ago (1 children)

where one longs to be released from the responsibility of thinking

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[–] atempuser23@lemmy.world 21 points 5 days ago

The lore around 40k Orks is hilarious

[–] Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 5 days ago

That makes them fun

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[–] Xyre@lemmus.org 90 points 6 days ago (7 children)

So, uh, where's the diagram?

[–] smb@lemmy.ml 35 points 6 days ago

but obviously a diagram doesn't help the willingly blind ;-)

but curious to see the slides too.

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[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 37 points 5 days ago (2 children)

It's quite simple really.

If they play the Death Korps of Krieg, who look like this they're probably really nice people.

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[–] MadBob@feddit.nl 28 points 5 days ago

> join good group

> look inside

> neo-nazis

[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 52 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The good groups are the ones who are very interested in fantasy Nazis ironically.

[–] Skua@kbin.earth 47 points 6 days ago (2 children)

If I play the theo-fascists then my total incompetence at strategy makes them look bad

[–] Vladkar@lemmy.world 34 points 6 days ago (2 children)

If strapping tank treads to a church isn't peak military competence, I don't know what is.

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[–] TaiCrunch@sh.itjust.works 9 points 4 days ago (5 children)

So as someone who isn't too familiar with Warhammer, why are Nazis drawn to it? I know a few people that are alt-right, headed toward Neo-Nazi territory, that are all deeply into Warhammer. Is it like another Punisher situation?

[–] Naia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 4 days ago

I don't know much about it either, but in general conservatives and the right at large have no media literacy. Everything is shallow and face value to them. They see pro military crushing stuff deemed "lesser" and they basically get off on it.

It's the same reason for right wing star trek fans. They see space military and ignore all the themes and other things like the fact there is no capitalism. It's always pushed left ideas, yet only now it's "gone woke" because it's pushing modern left ideas, not stiff they've learned to ignore.

Just look at any media made by conservatives for conservatives. It's terrible and the kind of wish fulfillment youd expect from a child telling a story.

[–] TheOakTree@lemm.ee 10 points 4 days ago

I'm not too knowledgable on all the lore, but iirc:

  • Space Marines are engineered supersoldiers who see humans as puny livestock
  • The leader is an emperor, also known as god-emperor, whose word is law
  • Pretty much all of their technological advancements exist to kill/control
  • Their creed is basically to eradicate all non-believers (heretics) and non-humans (unless the non-humans can benefit them)
  • Slavery is pretty much the standard for punishing people who oppose the god-emperor (if not death)
  • A lot of other things

Basically, the entire main faction is a hyper-fascist, fundamentalist, imperial, and ultra-violent organization. A lot of the other factions operate with a similar amount of cruelty and violence.

The point is that no faction in Warhammer can really be known as "the good guys." I always perceived the 40k universe as a caricature of some of the worst aspects of mankind, but I play along as a cog in the machine, knowing it's bad. Neo-nazis tend to perceive the Astartes/Space Marines as glorious heroes. It's akin to alt-righters enjoy Starship Troopers and Rage Against the Machine, without recognizing the irony.

[–] Bronzebeard@lemm.ee 8 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

The humans in that scenario are a group of super "racist" anti-xeno, ultra religious fascists. So less a punisher situation (which is just moron right wingers not being familiar with the source material, where punisher actually kills those things blue line corrupt cops) and more of a moron right wingers not understanding satire and taking things too seriously, thinking humans are the good guys, despite being clearly terrible.

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[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 27 points 5 days ago (1 children)
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[–] DrFistington@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

I remember when one of the few games workshop stores that existed opened by me years ago so I went in to take a look. Everyone was nice and the worker there gave me a free primed mini fig. But the most memorable thing was the unwavering stench of body odor in the air

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