this post was submitted on 22 Sep 2023
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[–] _bug0ut@lemmy.world 60 points 1 year ago

Holy fuck did we finally sell Florida? I wonder what sucker bought it.

[–] Narc082@lemmy.world 45 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] residentmarchant@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This is fascinating! I opened it to see 2 women taking pictures of each other twerking in front of the marker.

I would say that it's unexpected...but it is Florida

[–] tracy@lemmy.nz 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'm watching a drunk (probably) girl in a fight with her bf (probably) attempting to get his attention by doing dumber and dumber things. He watches her go behind the metal temporary fence, take off her shoes and get in the water. Then she comes out, climbs around the actual security fence and sits there. He gets tired of watching and goes over to drink his beer and look at his phone (if you're reading this, hi guy). She looks around, realises he's not watching, and starts swimming away.

Now she's completely out of sight and he's just sitting there, phone in hand, staring into space like he's given up on life. And he's finished his beer. There's nothing left.

Edit: ohhhh she's skinny dipping and one of the other dudebros jumped in with his bermuda shorts on. I need popcorn.

[–] MDKAOD@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

There's a fun bingo game called "sloppy joes bingo" (it searches). Rooster Teeth pitched it and someone in the community made a card generator and Sloppy Joes is a bar in key west which has a youtube live stream of the road out front.

Lots of fun to be had at parties.

[–] Gadg8eer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 year ago

That's the new guy. Old guy's being driven home after he got plastered at the retirement party. RIP, I hardly knew ye (I live in Canada, lol).

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemmy.ml 30 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Holy shit, a meme that isn't a shitty political take!

[–] Gadg8eer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I know, right? God I am so done with arguing about how (or who gets) to decide what kind of society we live in. I just want to talk about OpenTTD, Star Citizen and pics of Lego builds.

[–] TeddE@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Finally. A meme campaign I can get behind. Show your support by contributing $5 to the Lego/Tycoon 2024 campaign.

[–] A7thStone@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not wanting a hot take

ilovethebomb

Pick one

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's a Dr Strangelove reference.

[–] TimeNaan@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A movie well known for its lack of politics...

[–] So_zetta_slowpoke@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here, this is the war room

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago

The magnetic poles are realigning! It's headed to Maine!

Ah fuck, I can’t believe you’ve done this

[–] loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] ComradePorkRoll@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago

"Manifest deez nuts" - Mexico, probably.

[–] clutch@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

And Cuba is hot on its tail to keep the 90 mile claim true.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Any reports of a rabbit with a saw near the Georgia border?

[–] clearedtoland@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

But but…think of all Key West tourists lined up for their selfies!

[–] player2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Does anyone else see the giant mannequins behind it?

[–] PRUSSIA_x86@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I thought those were people and was very confused.

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

ocean rise is moving fast

[–] Pulptastic@midwest.social 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wait, I-95 runs all the way to Maine. Has the Earth's magnetic field reversed? They've been talking about it for awhile now. What do you know, Truckerman?

[–] Da_Boom@iusearchlinux.fyi 2 points 1 year ago

If that were true, all the airport runways would need to have their runways numbers changed ASAP... with the exception of Canada's runways, as they changed theirs to follow true north and not magnetic north.

[–] Knusper@feddit.de 7 points 1 year ago

What's with those creepy statues behind it?

[–] Peter_Arbeitslos@feddit.de 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm guessing some tourist trap bullshit.

[–] Bathtubwalrus@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Kinda I guess. It's at the southern most point in Key West, FL.

[–] boratul@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

they know somethung we dont...