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Man. Back when I was doing that work I took my principles very seriously. I never looked through people’s private files. If I happen to stumble on something accidentally, I never mentioned it.

This made me think about what a spaz I was when I was young.

I worked at a call center in my early 20s and I was hanging out with this beautiful redhead. I thought she was so far out of my league that I never stood a chance, so I never even thought about it. She was 100% my friend in my mind.

One day she told me that she needed her computer sped up. Told me there was nothing wrong with it, she just wanted to see if I could speed it up. We were tight enough at that point that I told her I would do it for free. We spent our lunches together, drove to the bank and cashed our checks together. We were good friends.

She said, “in my documents. There is a folder titled dance lessons. It’s full of naked pictures of me.”

I said, “Don’t you worry about it. I will not look at those photos. I will respect your privacy 100%.”

She replied, “Oh no I want you to look at them. I want you to see all of them and then tell me what you think.”

So you know what I did, I looked at them. I came back to work the next day with her computer. I sped it by disabling fading effects, and things like that, animations when minimizing and maximizing. Just a basic crap.

She looked at me and said, “So what did you think of my naughty pictures?“ I replied, “You are absolutely beautiful. Stunning. Gorgeous.”

That was that, it was time to clock in. Couple months later, a mutual friend of ours told me that she confided in him that she had been trying hard to move on me for months and was fully convinced that I was a homosexual.

By that point, she was already in a serious relationship with a manager who worked there. They ended up getting married and having a child, they are divorced now.

Jesus Christ, I was just terrible. I was oblivious to everything around me. I swear there’s something wrong with me.

Who knows what would have happened? All I know is that I am happy with the course that my life has taken, but it is still something I look back at and cringe at my younger self.

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Karma, karma is what happened.

I was mid-gaming with friends over Skype when my Win7 machine just shut itself down, and booted back as Win10. I'm not sure anyone's at fault here. (Well, for the update, anyway)

But given Anon knew what Win 10 is and the father obviously did not, my guess is that the father clicked on the 'upgrade now!' panel Microsoft used to pester Win 7 and Win 8 users with.