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[–] AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee 42 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Okay, so I have a mechanical heart valve. One time, while I was in the basement of my childhood home with one of my brothers, I was close to him as he was playing The Godfather PS2 (I'm pretty sure it was that game). It was pretty quiet, so he somehow heard the ticking of my valve and his mind went to some sort of explosive like a pipe bomb being close by.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If you don’t mind my asking, how do you deal with the ticking? I understand it can be very audible internally, and for some recipients can be incredibly difficult to deal with. I have a friend who has one too, and he says he doesn’t even notice it at all anymore. His brain tunes it out unless he thinks about it.

[–] AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee 20 points 2 days ago (3 children)

It's just something that has become constant internal background noise over the years. I don't know about anyone else with mechanical heart valves, but I'm constantly aware of mine and am so used to it that it doesn't bother me. I assume my brain tunes it out, but I'm not sure because I don't think about that.

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[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 31 points 2 days ago (14 children)

I was kidnapped (by a parent) as a kid.

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[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 31 points 2 days ago (11 children)

Your body will not let you drown yourself.

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[–] Localhorst86@feddit.org 25 points 2 days ago (7 children)

I once billed a man, just to see him cry.

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[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 28 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 44 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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