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[–] Karkitoo@lemmy.ml 31 points 5 days ago (1 children)

That was Palatine's last force trick.

Reverse inverse square law of sound. That's why the death star exploded

[–] AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca 6 points 4 days ago

You're asking why the dude who's the reason there's a wiki page called Force Scream has serious pipes? Like in his position if I'm falling down a shaft it's random bullshit go time and sure maybe the scream can do something to help me slow or stop my fall

[–] photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 4 days ago (2 children)

"And for my evil throne room, I'd like a massive bottomless pit where I can throw my enemies when I'm finished with them. I'm sure that'll never come to bite me in the ass."

  • Sheev Palpatine, ca. 3 ABY
[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 4 days ago

sith like to be dramatic, and will not be stopped by the risk of OSHA violations

Same with Darth Maul, I don't even know where you get such a pit on a planet.

[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 16 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

You're below them and they're falling towards you? I dunno.

[–] rustyfish@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

He is flying up the shaft. Can’t believe non of you figured that out.

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

i thought he was falling down and the perspective is from the bottom of the shaft, looking up, but I like your theory too

[–] amon@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

We're looking up from the bottom