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[–] Muffi@programming.dev 34 points 14 hours ago

It's called being a political consumer, you dipshit

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 6 points 9 hours ago

Yes, now tell me the problem with that

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 148 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

isn't virtue signaling doing something good but just for shows? so he is implying that quitting fb is a good thing to do

[–] GuyDudeman@lemmy.world 69 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Yes. But he’s so dumb he doesn’t realize it.

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[–] Hegar@fedia.io 22 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

When someone does something you don't want them to do, but the reason you don't want them to do it is completely invalid - that's when you call it virtue signalling.

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[–] Papacito8400@lemmy.today 2 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Making a unnecessary public statement that they are quitting prob is, I don't know.

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[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 21 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I'll be glad to signal my foot up his ass

[–] neuroneiro@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

Wait until Ouch My Balls is over

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago (7 children)

I never understood that phrase. If you admit there is virtue to your opponents actions isn't that just certifying you are wrong regardless of the opponents intentions?

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[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 28 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

Mark Zuckerberg the chicken fucker?

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[–] atzanteol@sh.itjust.works 85 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

He looks more and more like a cult leader every day.

[–] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 57 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

I recently commented somewhere that the more Elon Musk leans into MAGA the more he looks like a Sith lord and the affliction appears to be hitting Mark Zuckerberg too lately.

[–] dhork@lemmy.world 38 points 17 hours ago

Always two there are. The Master, and the Apprentice.

[–] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 6 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I was thinking he looks like the bad guy in Dune in that milk bath.

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 4 points 14 hours ago

Ya! That guy.

[–] StopTouchingYourPhone@lemmy.world 30 points 16 hours ago

I'm just trying to save his neutered business from my feminine energy.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 62 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

I signaled that virtue a very, very long time ago.

[–] Technus@lemmy.zip 21 points 16 hours ago

I've been boycotting Facebook since before it was cool.

[–] GuyDudeman@lemmy.world 15 points 17 hours ago

I did mine like ten years ago.

[–] jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 15 points 14 hours ago

His AI is picking from random internet phrases to see if it unlocks a reward function.

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 44 points 17 hours ago

"vote with your wallet and you can affect a corporation!"

Also:

"Fuck you, I'm entitled to your participation (your data) or you're a virtue signaler leftist baby."

I wish I wasn't an atheist, at least I'd have some comfort in knowing pieces of shit get what they deserve. Instead they just become billionaires and live amazing lives.

[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 45 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

It's weird to realize I would wait in line for like 45 minutes up piss on Zuckerberg's grave, should the legal opportunity ever arise.

Just a thought for his next of kin to consider, in due time...

[–] RustyShackleford 4 points 10 hours ago

And how much extra to take a shit on it?

[–] DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth 25 points 16 hours ago

I don't know, sounds like he's just virtue signaling to me.

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[–] StrawberryPigtails@lemmy.sdf.org 31 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

“Meta has us in a chokehold. They make money off our presence in order to continue to be in business and yet it’s too difficult for people to leave,” Makichen wrote.

Difficult? How? I'm pretty sure I still have an account on Facebook from it's early days, but I haven't logged in to it in more than a decade. Friends and family can reach me in other ways, like email or better yet a phone call.

[–] femtech@midwest.social 21 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

They are talking about their business. The massage place I go to is primarily thru Facebook. They have their own site but it was easier to just request a appointment.

[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 15 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

Many businesses have dead websites now, as all the visibility is just through Facebook and Google Maps.

It’s very different than Twitter, where most business use (outside of influencers and influence campaigns) amounts to status updates that can be given elsewhere.

[–] oo1@lemmings.world 6 points 18 hours ago

Stan showed how in southpark s14e04. It was very easy.

[–] lordnikon@lemmy.world 10 points 14 hours ago (4 children)

What Mark is really saying you will be back. if anyone is still on Facebook after all these years he is probably right. He also knows if anything that does take it out. He will just buy it up and once again those people will be back under meta's control. He has too much money. The only answer is to stop using identity based social media.

[–] RQG@lemmy.world 16 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

My mom moved away from meta because of this asshat. It seems now everything is possible. She went from WhatsApp to signal and Facebook to Bluesky.

[–] lordnikon@lemmy.world 8 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Good for her I'm glad one person got away

[–] RQG@lemmy.world 5 points 12 hours ago

Me too. But I'm mostly surprised.

[–] db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 11 hours ago

That's the beauty of the fediverse. It cannot be bought anymore than someone can buy "the internet".

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[–] kbal@fedia.io 22 points 18 hours ago

Sorry Zuck, but "virtue" is not the message all those people making hand gestures at you are trying to signal.

[–] bblkargonaut@lemmy.world 13 points 16 hours ago

Why would anyone quit adult daycare? Unless they are in the content moderation mines in Africa getting ptsd from seeing the horrors of humanity.

[–] ZeroCool@slrpnk.net 12 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Mark Zuckerberg is a dork.

[–] pfr@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 14 hours ago

I quit Facebook and Instagram years ago, long before it was called Meta. Fuck that goon.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 17 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I wonder what he would say about me never having used Facebook. or any of his other "services"?

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 6 points 10 hours ago

"We have your data anyway, sucks to suck."

Just like they have mine too. Because we are the odd ones out. Almost everyone else uses that crap. We get identified in photos someone else uploaded. Fingerprinted when we get to a friend's house and auto-join their WiFi. Buy from a business that hands out metrics for "analysis." Click on shared links that weren't stripped of referrer codes. All those tiny data points that mean nothing on their own but in aggregate let data brokers know us better than we know ourselves.

I hate this fucking timeline.

[–] Bronzebeard@lemm.ee 11 points 17 hours ago

He whines, signalling his "virtues"

[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 8 points 17 hours ago

watson387 says Mark Zuckerberg can 'go fuck himself'.

[–] nick@midwest.social 7 points 16 hours ago

Someone needs to contraption this fucking guy asap

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