this post was submitted on 22 Sep 2023
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[–] TheMusicalFruit@lemmy.world 79 points 1 year ago (1 children)

These weren’t the beans I was promised when signing up for Lemmy.

[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago

Perhaps I can interest you in a video of someone stoking their beef stroganoff?

[–] Bonehead@kbin.social 50 points 1 year ago (3 children)

That's...oddly specific...

[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Oddly specific? It's an entire fucking category on PornHub

[–] TurboDiesel@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Disturbingly so

[–] newIdentity@sh.itjust.works 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] ComradePorkRoll@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 year ago

Ah, ah, ah, it ain't November yet. They're good.

[–] MyNameIsIgglePiggle@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 year ago (4 children)

LOL, my nanna dies last week and I'm pretty cut up about it.

Would still film that video though. A boys gotta eat

[–] strawberry@artemis.camp 14 points 1 year ago

hell yeah whatever puts food on the table

sorry about your grandma

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

If you're wanting to make this happen, I'm open to stealing the catalytic converter. Always wanted to do that...

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There's someone who steals them from cars from the parking garage of the local pediatric hospital. How evil can you get?

[–] Restaldt@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Idk i bet you could train orphans to do it

That seems pretty evil

[–] winky88@startrek.website 1 points 1 year ago

I'll take the bean flicker clips

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm sorry about your Nana!

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm not, she had it coming

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Don't worry ma'am, my DMs are open

[–] smollittlefrog@lemdro.id 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Your Nana when she was young:

[–] Nepenthe@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Right? Grandma grew up during the great depression. She'd understand.

[–] Dr_pepper_spray@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

She had to turn the crank on her selfie-camera with her feet and a broomstick rig.

[–] rei@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago
[–] Hovenko@iusearchlinux.fyi 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Can you flick a stroganoff instead of a bean?

[–] Dr_pepper_spray@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What, like Bean Strokenoff?

[–] Hovenko@iusearchlinux.fyi 0 points 1 year ago

Or a stroked beanoff

[–] maniacal_gaff@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

You can flick it stroganon.

[–] Kase@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Totally off topic, but nice username OP

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Thanks, do you know the book it's from?

[–] Kase@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No, but it looks interesting! Guess I know what book I'm reading next

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

One of my long time favourite authors. A true cult favourite..