If you have ADHD and tinnitus then you can actually hear the bees.
this post was submitted on 13 Jan 2025
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It. Never. Stops.
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
shifts jaw position
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I do not miss CRT tvs
"bees in my head" is the most fitting description of my ADHD symptoms ever.
Except they're missing their queen and their sense of sight and smell was lobotomized.
ADHD and former Elena player here and yes... most of the time it's actually the beats in my head
beads??
GOB's not onboard.
"Old Bear! He likes the honey...He never got a chance to see my bee business take off!"
thank you human 😌
That's on the other side of the body.
Funny, overload always seemed like a head full of woodsmoke to me.
That's also BEES, but the bees are on fire.
echo BEES > .git/HEAD
why did I read "bees in my head" in the tone of S.I.M.P...?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WzswZXTMZQ
"Hi there, folks! It’s me, Bees in My Head Benson, and boy, oh boy, do I have some un-bee-lievable deals for you today! I—OW!—can barely think with all these bees buzzin’ around in here, but that just means my prices are as WILD as my brain! You want a blender that doubles as a flamethrower? BAM! $19.99! Want a lamp that leaks honey when you turn it on? BOOM! Only $8.50, and it probably won’t attract more bees—OW!—probably!
Now, don’t even get me started on this thing—what is this thing?—it’s a… uh… a honey-coated shovel! Great for digging or swatting away bees, like the ones in my head! It’s yours for $3.00! Three dollars! I’m losing money here, folks! But who cares, right? I’ve got BEES! IN MY HEAD! CONSTANTLY! Buzz, buzz, buzz, right? OW!
So come on down before the bees take over entirely—OH NO, THEY’RE IN MY EARS! That’s bad! That’s REALLY bad! Don’t miss out on these sweet deals before I end up in the hospital or, uh, a beekeeper’s nightmare!" ^[1]^
References
- ChatGPT 4o. OpenAI. Published: 2024-01-14. Accessed: 2024-01-14T04:31Z.
- Conversation:
- Prompt:
Re create something similar to "ants in my eyes Johnson" from Rick and Morty only with "bees in my head" […] Re created the skit monologue from the show
- Response:
[…] [Scene: A chaotic, poorly lit store filled with strange, nonsensical items like honey-covered shoes, buzzing jars labeled "Pure Chaos," and fans that blow bees instead of air. Benson stands behind a counter, shouting as bees swarm around inside the clear dome on his head.]
Bees in My Head Benson: “Hi there, folks! It’s me, Bees in My Head Benson, and boy, oh boy, do I have some un-bee-lievable deals for you today! I—OW!—can barely think with all these bees buzzin’ around in here, but that just means my prices are as WILD as my brain! You want a blender that doubles as a flamethrower? BAM! $19.99! Want a lamp that leaks honey when you turn it on? BOOM! Only $8.50, and it probably won’t attract more bees—OW!—probably!
Now, don’t even get me started on this thing—what is this thing?—it’s a… uh… a honey-coated shovel! Great for digging or swatting away bees, like the ones in my head! It’s yours for $3.00! Three dollars! I’m losing money here, folks! But who cares, right? I’ve got BEES! IN MY HEAD! CONSTANTLY! Buzz, buzz, buzz, right? OW!
So come on down before the bees take over entirely—OH NO, THEY’RE IN MY EARS! That’s bad! That’s REALLY bad! Don’t miss out on these sweet deals before I end up in the hospital or, uh, a beekeeper’s nightmare!”
[He starts flailing wildly, knocking over random products as the camera cuts to a chaotic scene of customers running away while bees fill the air.] […]
- Prompt:
- Conversation:
Get out of my personal space!