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Sociopath greedy fucks fucked by their own sociopathic greed pushing tech explicitly hyped to cause mass unemployment. You first, finance bros! Welcome to the "capitalist efficiency" games you were so fond of running 🀣

Turns out you made a career out of felating oligarch dick, expecting romance, but they'd rather keep your class traitor salary and kick you to the curb. Guess you chose to keep poor company.

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heartbreaking world's worst person made great point

[–] hark@lemmy.world 5 points 6 hours ago

This is actually just AI bots shedding their human skinsuits.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

eyugh, imagine a generation of kids taught by former wall-street types who pivoted to education after being redundanted by their own business practices

[–] sartalon@lemmy.world 17 points 11 hours ago

Fuck AI, but fuck finance bros too. Dude's have monetized fucking EVERYTHING and now it's gonna be worse.

[–] dephyre@lemmy.world 50 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

The robots are gambling now, neat.

[–] Allonzee@lemmy.world 30 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (1 children)

I think the endgame is for the oligarchs to somehow have an economy where they profit without having to pay wages at all.

To which I say fine, so long as humans can form a socialist economy they are banned from participating in, just like a cheater in an online game. Let their hallucinating LLMs agents design, sell, and buy their products and leave humanity alone, antisocial greedy fucks.

[–] whostosay@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

This actually sounds more feasible than changing the current system, just make our own.

[–] scott@lem.free.as 1 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah! Make it digital, decentralised and cryptographically secur... oh, wait. :(

[–] whostosay@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

That was my first thought too right after I wrote it, but I meant like an alternative government, that doesn't necessarily replace the existing one, well not right away. Just a long coup over time or something lol

[–] Tronn4@lemmy.world 9 points 15 hours ago

Terminator 6: Wall Street AI