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Some things may go without saying, but Belgium's food agency issued a public health warning as the festive season wrapped up: don't eat your Christmas tree.

The unusual message came after the city of Ghent, an environmentalist stronghold in the country's northern Flanders region, raised eyebrows by posting tips for recycling the conifers on the dinner table.

Pointing with enthusiasm to examples from Scandinavia, the town website suggested needles could be stripped, blanched and dried - for use in making flavoured butter, for instance.

Asked what they thought of the idea, the reply from Belgium's federal agency for food chain security, AFSCA, was a resounding "No".

"Christmas trees are not destined to enter the food chain," it said in a statement.

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[–] Infynis@midwest.social 5 points 14 hours ago

Using pine for flavoring is not weird, it just sounds like Scandinavia must not use as many/as dangerous chemicals on their trees. I imagine they wouldn't have to, because every tree can be a Christmas tree up there lol

[–] Carighan@lemmy.world 22 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 4 points 16 hours ago

But African elephants eat them and I want to be strong like them

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cm2vry70e55o

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago

But Poirot loves to eat trees!

[–] xep@fedia.io 3 points 18 hours ago

The needles do smell pretty good...