"But I was too drunk to remember doing it!" is an interesting defense. Maybe if he gets a good lawyer they can claim since he didn't take anything, he may have just been drunkenly trying to do business with his bank, without realizing it was closed. Plead it down to drunk and disorderly with a destruction of private property instead of, ya know, trying robbing a bank.
this post was submitted on 07 Jan 2025
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“Guys, do I have a drinking problem?”
Not anymore unless he's going to be drinking pruno.
Its only a problem when you stop drinking
wtf is with this cookie opt out? Ive never seen them as egregious as this one. 1600 partners where the motherload of 'legitimate interest' are hidden on the third tab at the bottom, where you can only individually uncheck? Pass.
Interesting. Albania called for a ban that same day: https://www.euronews.com/next/2024/12/21/albania-to-ban-tiktok-for-one-year-blaming-it-for-inciting-youth-violence-and-bullying I'm wondering if it was before or after the attempted heist.
I’m gonna guess it wasn’t specifically related, on the sole basis that no government has ever moved that fast about anything, ever