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[satire] Guy who says unemployment should rise weirdly doesn’t want to lose his own job (chaser.com.au)
submitted 2 years ago by unionagainstdhmo@aussie.zone to c/news@aussie.zone
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[–] Beemoe@sh.itjust.works 41 points 2 years ago (2 children)

This guy looks like if Beavis and Butthead were the same person.

[–] Wodge@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Buttvis.

[–] maniacalmanicmania@aussie.zone 2 points 2 years ago

Nek minute:

"Each of you is going to have to live with this, and I'm sorry for that, for you are all good, good people. My colleagues, my friends, I forgive you."

[–] b000urns@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

gottem

[–] abracaDavid@lemmy.world 30 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I really hope the planet can come together somehow can kick these billionaires collective asses.

Life is literally becoming unlivable because of these pricks. It'll be easier if we stop them before the conditions get too much worse.

[–] mykneedoesnthurt@kbin.social 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Be the change you want to see in the world!

[–] abracaDavid@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Thanks. You too.

[–] SomethingSomething@sh.itjust.works -2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Satire.

[–] unionagainstdhmo@aussie.zone 6 points 2 years ago

The thing is satire is based on reality and these people certainly exist

[–] Nonameuser678@aussie.zone 17 points 2 years ago

This guy is also the 'young people need to eat less avocado on toast' guy.

[–] const_void@lemmy.ml 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

These people are literal monsters. The working class needs to rise up and take the power back.

[–] SomethingSomething@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago (3 children)

There is a satire tag right in the title...

[–] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Even if its satire i woild bet its completely true.

[–] samson@aussie.zone 4 points 2 years ago

He did actually say this though.

[–] Whirling_Ashandarei@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

If I'm counting right this isn't even a five-head, but a six-head? Dude needs to worry more about his rising hairline than rising unemployment.