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[–] Masamune@lemmy.world 15 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

This is outrageous and unacceptable. Who the heck wears a beanie indoors?!? Winter hats come off when you go inside, this is just basic human decency.

[–] frostysauce@lemmy.world 9 points 12 hours ago

Umm, since when?

[–] Harvey656@lemmy.world 4 points 10 hours ago

I wear a beanie at all times, especially indoors. And for reference, basic human decency is for the birds!

[–] daepicgamerbro69@lemmy.world 57 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

i see right through your bullshit excuse to take candid feet picture you perv

edit: you are some spoiled bunch of pearl-clutching snobs. cant tired guy stretch his limbs without some nerd photoing him and making him into a spectacle? seen a lot of sick people in this thread but none of them was the guy in the photo.

[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 47 points 22 hours ago (10 children)

Gotta sit next to the feet and start licking your lips. Look em dead in the eyes and go, "those piggies look soooo suckable."

See how quickly they react. Worst case scenario, they're a freak AND a slob.

[–] Harvey656@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago

Sounds like the best case scenario to me. ;)

[–] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 24 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] podperson@lemm.ee 6 points 18 hours ago

The way Jason’s head slides across Tarantino’s shoulder - smoooooooooth.

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[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 76 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I'm always amazed how some people have no self awareness. They have no concerns for others. And yet if you acted like they did and it affected them they would be so pissed.

[–] Wolf314159@startrek.website -2 points 55 minutes ago

I'm always amazed how some people have no self awareness. They have no concerns for others. And yet if you acted like they did and it affected them they would be so pissed.

Like the person sneaking photos of people in public to ridicule them anonymously on the Internet?

What's wrong with taking your shoes off before putting them up on the furniture? Seems the polite thing to do so you don't get snow or mud or whatever other shit is on your shoes on the seat. It's not like there is someone else using either of those seats opposite at the moment. Maybe you're just feeling shame about your foot fetish? It's okay to have a kink about feet, but non-consenting voyeurism is not okay.

[–] BowtiesAreCool@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago

They had the thought to take off their shoes as to not get ground dirt on the seat.

[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 37 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Just sit in the seat next to their feet and put your bare feet in their lap.

[–] Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone 27 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I'd just sneeze on their feet making sure they could feel the particles of spit landing on their toes. That'll hopefully gross them out and force them to put their shoes on.

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 16 points 23 hours ago (3 children)

They'd probably like it, or at least enjoy your having started the fight they were spoiling for.

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[–] systemglitch@lemmy.world 12 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

I don't take offense to this.

[–] bss03@infosec.pub 1 points 11 hours ago

Agreed. Feet look clean and healthy, and if they were removed from shoes, I can guarantee they have less foreign matter on them then the shoes they were removed from, so I'd prefer them on the seat cushion rather than the shoes. If they were removed from shoes, they might be sweater and have more bodily products in general than the shoes they were removed from, but I doubt the seats on public transit are going to long avoid sweat and skin.

Some people's insistence on covering all body parts at all times in public makes no sense to me.

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[–] exu@feditown.com 22 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

At least they took of their shoes. Some people don't even do that

[–] GiddyGap@lemm.ee 8 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I would have preferred shoes on in this situation. Ideally, keep your shoes on and feet on the floor.

[–] desktop_user@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 10 hours ago

the shoes are on the floor

[–] einkorn@feddit.org 30 points 1 day ago (14 children)

TBF, I keep the socks on, but other than that: If no one else needs the space or sits next to me? Why not?

I'm a big guy, so anytime I use public transport either my back hurts because the top edge of the back rest pushes into my lower back, my knees hurt because the space between seat rows are too small or both at the same time. So let me at least stretch my legs when it doesn't inconvenience anyone. Shoes off, socks on.

To anyone saying "Booooh! Unhygienic!": I dare you to tap hard on the cushions a couple of times. For even more shock effect, do it when you are the first passenger of the day.

[–] sir_pronoun@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Totally agree with you, what's the big deal? Those public seats are disgusting and absolutely rife with bacteria, there are studies on that. Some reasonably fresh socks (or bare feet) absolutely will not matter there. If anything, your feet will get dirty because somebody's feces and urine are already on that seat. (they really are)

And for the smell: alright, if there are a lot of people and your feet stink, that's a no. But the smell usually isn't great in public transport anyways.

[–] curbstickle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Those public seats are disgusting and absolutely rife with bacteria, there are studies on that.

I wonder how they could have possibly gotten that way.

[–] BowtiesAreCool@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Probably mostly children and people with poor hygiene

[–] BowtiesAreCool@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago

Oh don’t forget all the fecal particulates from farts!

[–] sir_pronoun@lemmy.world 9 points 22 hours ago (5 children)
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[–] Wrufieotnak@feddit.org 14 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

Why not? Mostly smell for me. Because feet being imprisoned in shoes most of the time gives them an aroma most people don't like.

[–] einkorn@feddit.org 12 points 22 hours ago

It's interesting to me that so many people assume by default that others have smelly feet. I guess we have all met the stereotypical sweaty guy at the local nerd convention. But in general, if your body produces a notable bad smell when you are not exercising and despite basic hygiene, there is probably something wrong.

[–] curbstickle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

So let me at least stretch my legs when it doesn't inconvenience anyone. Shoes off, socks on.

[–] BowtiesAreCool@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Not everyone has stinky sweaty feet all the time.

[–] curbstickle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 10 hours ago

The people who take off their shoes on public transit sure do.

I'd happily place that bet.

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[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Maybe his feet will catch some sort of ass disease as karma.

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