the incels think women will have no other choice but them, but fail to realize they already lost when they are struggling to compete with a lifeless object

[–] Godort@lemm.ee 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It means that weirdo conservative dudes don't have to feel uncomfortable when they're reminded that people masturbate sometimes, because they were brought up that it was a major sin

[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

won't someone think of the husbands and their feelings of inadequacy and inferiority after they see what's on store shelves?

[–] Telorand@reddthat.com 2 points 1 week ago

They have toys for every genital type. Just saying. 😏

[–] fratermus@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 1 week ago

What problem does this solve?

The need to demonstrate performative piety to the base.

[–] Telorand@reddthat.com 5 points 1 week ago

This is about forcing people to have orgasms on their terms—which is not at all unless it's PIV with a State-approved partner.

Wait, sorry. This is about "protecting the children" ~~from the tasteful boxes behind glass in a locked cabinet~~. Can't have children asking questions! Sex and masturbation are dirty! /s

[–] BrianTheeBiscuiteer@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Insufficient virtue signaling. Not enough teen pregnancy to continue the cycle of poverty.

[–] omgitsaheadcrab@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

🥕 🥒 🍆 fruit and veg sales go up state-wide

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

The healthy choice!

[–] HeckGazer@programming.dev 2 points 1 week ago

Ohhhhh so that's what all those ads about "2 fruit 5 veg" were about!

[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 6 points 1 week ago

Will they have to go out of state for couches?