Your face looks weird. Have you had surgery?
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Elon, if you developed a really ferocious strain of ass-cancer, do you think it would affect your entire body?
Can I ask the question with my ass? I would rip the loudest, wettest, stankiest fart and then blame it on him.
What's a stab wound feel like?
I keep a Ka-Bar on my desk at all times, it doent take that long to bleed out when the artery in the kneck in severed.
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Remember when most people who had heard of you liked you? Wouldn’t a genius be able to keep that good image?
Move my seat behind him and flick paper footballs at the back of his head.
You do realize, until you get help, you're always going to hate yourself; you'll never be happy. Right?
Lean over and whisper in his ear, "everyone hates you."
Something that would just..utterly fuck his brain for a while. If there was something that would motivate him into an Ebenezer scrooge character arc, I'd be so down.
If I had stealth techniques available to me, i would consider it.
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Does this rag smell like bromine to you?
It depends. Am I armed?
"Hey, man, like what the fuck? Actually tho."
I'd ask for his wife's number
"How was it servicing trump?"
"How many billions is enough?"
I'm guessing the answer would be something like "It's never enough."
Why do you think nobody has killed you yet?
What's it like to have all your kids hate you?