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[–] PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat 20 points 1 week ago

It's not guaranteed they won't pay the peon. There's just a process.

It seems like a weird process because everything in the legal world is framed in terms of adversaries, people trying to game the system, official processes that have to be followed, and delays. And for all I know, it will lead to whoever ratted him out getting the shaft. But there's a big difference between "It's more complicated than bebopping on down to your FBI office and getting handed a check" and "They're definitely going to shaft him."

[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Police: Here's 10, thousand dollars! Thanks for the tip!

The fed: oh I see you made some extra money, Here's your entire one thousand dollars after tax!

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[–] Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] victorz@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

.wav

Well aren't we the audiophile...

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[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 11 points 1 week ago (3 children)

The narrative would be funnier if next some McD exes go missing ... with only 'fry in hell', 'ice cream machine is broken', and 'you are McRib material' casings found.

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[–] Tinidril@midwest.social 10 points 1 week ago

The reporting on how he came to be arrested is quite a bit different from what's all over social media. From what I've read, it wasn't until the cops showed up that anyone even knew who it was. It seems like he was acting strange after several days on the run and nights without much sleep. A concerned customer asked an employee to call the cops.

I don't know how accurate this story is, but I have no idea where the social media narrative came from, except that it was half written before he was ever captured. I think the anger at McDonalds and the employee involved is misplaced, and I hope it doesn't have serious consequences.

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