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[–] frezik@midwest.social 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

The US Army. Given the history, you might expect it to based on either the French or British model, but no, they mostly took notes from Prussia.

You might also think it's a very top-down authoritarian model for a military, but also no. That notion mostly comes from the legacy of Nazis. Both before and after, the German model of the Army is one of the least top-down authoritarian militaries.

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[–] shikitohno@lemm.ee 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Since folks have left me the easy ones, a fair number of things ending in "wurst," like Weißwurst.

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[–] Anti_Face_Weapon@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (5 children)
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[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Banik2008@infosec.pub 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] Blum0108@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] FMEEE@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 week ago

Zyklon B, E605

[–] mtpender@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago

Automatic Transmission

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Flammable "Fertilizer."

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 7 points 1 week ago

TV and TV propaganda

[–] Mr_Lobster@lemm.ee 7 points 1 week ago

The Haber process.

[–] tino@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

SAP (maudits allemands !)

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The Zweihänder and Aldi

Ps: I DuckDuckGo’ed this

[–] Don_alForno@feddit.org 6 points 1 week ago

Gummy Bears.

[–] HK65@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] bluewing@lemm.ee 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Nope. There where several "assault rifles" designed and built long before the StGew44 or the AK47 showed up.

The Italians even adopted one in the 1890s. But because Italian industry wasn't, let's just say not very capable at the time, only small numbers were produced. Even the Browning BAR, adopted in 1918, predates it and lasted far longer in service around the world.

If there is one thing the Germans did give to the world was the Reinheitsgebot in 1516. Because beer should only be made from water, barley, and hops. For that alone, they stand tallest in history.

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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Nowadays we invent things by describing the thing in Chatgibidy instead.

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[–] callyral@pawb.social 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Though named after Hamburg, it was an American invention.

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[–] dumbass@leminal.space 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Walking around in general public in only Speedos.

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[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Printed circuit boards. Printing press. Graph theory. Theory of relativity. Homeopathy.

[–] Natanox@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You could've really stopped at "relativity".

Yes but I felt the need to include the evil/misguided minority of Germans, and I managed to do it without referencing certain 20th century events.

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[–] Jumpingspiderman@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago
[–] jaxxed@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] nullPointer@programming.dev 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

everything that germany invented before google existed.

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[–] PuddleOfKittens@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The automobile - pronounce it out loud, you'll say it something like "ow-toe moh-beel", i.e. in a German accent. Because Germans invented cars.

The assault rifle. They invented the concept, a handful of prototypes without the relevant doctrine (or for the 1890s one, even a detachable magazine) is irrelevant. Fight me, @bluewing.

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