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[–] frankgrimeszz@lemmy.world 38 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Minecraft + ketamine does not an engineer make.

[–] SomeoneSomewhere@lemmy.nz 1 points 1 week ago

Tell me you've never sat a day of circuit theory without telling me you've never sat a day of circuit theory...

[–] haverholm@kbin.earth 25 points 3 weeks ago

This whole argument seems to be constructed as a buildup to the strenuous pun about masons bricking stuff. Get it? Masons are bricklayers?

Even if it's an elaborate joke and not a psychiatric issue — man, it needs work.

[–] eezeebee@lemmy.ca 22 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

hits blunt Cars on the highway are like data in a network. What if Earth is just a computer for aliens?

[–] Tower@lemm.ee 10 points 3 weeks ago

"The Grid. A digital frontier. I tried to picture clusters of information as they moved through the computer. What did they look like? Ships? motorcycles? Were the circuits like freeways? I kept dreaming of a world I thought I'd never see. And then, one day..."

[–] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 weeks ago

For a computer or network to work, the data has to behave in a controlled predictable way.

People don't drive like that. Drivers would make for a terrible computer.

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 18 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I don't want to try it, but I'm curious about what this person is on.

Ok I lied, I want to try a little

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

It's whatever Musk is taking these days.

[–] CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

So ketamine but still dosed for horses then?

[–] HollandJim@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

The only consolation is that his heart is likely to explode sooner than later.

[–] subignition@fedia.io 12 points 3 weeks ago

It's kind of a cool premise for a fantasy setting or something like that, but believing this is true in real life should earn you a padded room

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

Any fantasy writers out there, just visit a mental institution for a day and you'll never have writers block again.

[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

The comment about castles getting "BRICKED" is almost clever wordplay. Too bad the author has no sense of irony.

[–] Damage@feddit.it 4 points 3 weeks ago

Video series? Dude need to make a freaking videogame!!

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Sure, ok, checks out, I guess.

Now do churches!

[–] SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org 1 points 3 weeks ago

Are you telling me you made out something of those single, unhinged phrases? You're great haha And of course there will be videos coming out, to get some clicks and maybe money.