Yeeeep that's a butt plug
this post was submitted on 03 Dec 2024
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really convoluted way to make that base flair tho
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Imagine if you lost your balance and it tore your fartbox asunder
Whenever I see a one-bar prison or something like this, I think of earthquakes and the years of surgery you’d need to repair those organs
that's why RACK is better than SSC
@fartboxasunder@lemmy.ml, you’ve been summoned
Mage: levitates
Rogue: builds that contraption
Monk: uses a stick and core strength
Rogue, still just chilling on the perch 10 hours later.
On that type of "seat"?
If the rogue has anything in constitution, and enjoys a butt plug, they will just hang out there... way longer than the other options?
He's trying hard not to eviscerate his whole genital after 10 hours.
No my dude, that's the bard's version
the bard convinces you that they are in fact levitating, by arguing that everything is always levitating as atoms cannot touch
the fact that they suddenly know what an atom is, and that this somehow makes sense to the target, is not to be dwelled upon
This is 100% bard hijinks.
The real magic is his right hand grows back
Left.
His right hand is fine.
Correct. My left, his right.
Just jump on and hope you hit the bullseye
the book series "book of the new sun" has the best feeling of this sort of vibe imo
I have it digitally and have been meaning to read it for a long time but just haven’t gotten around to it like most of my books
Bros arm is ballin
Yeah, but the butt plug is doing the heavy lifting.