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Because they don’t have the guts!

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[–] Juliana@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ahahaha how can that be possible 😂... Maybe a mummy skeleton 🦴 that's watched in movies

[–] Kintarian@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Okay, Junior, when a mummy skeleton and a daddy skeleton love each other very much, they rub their bones together and that's how they make baby skeletons.

[–] Juliana@sopuli.xyz 2 points 13 hours ago

Ahahaha 😂😂

[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I've got a real bone to pick with this joke.

[–] xan1242@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I bet the OP has no spine to refute that

[–] actually@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

But he has a sense of humerus

[–] M137@lemmy.world -1 points 2 days ago

He surely has a spine, just not the nerves to defend himself.

Congratulations, you somehow failed at making a joke about skeletons.

[–] cl4p_tp@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 days ago

Or the balls..

[–] bizarroland@fedia.io 8 points 2 days ago

But you know they've got so many bones to pick with each other.

[–] BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Anyway they can only achieve a hollow win

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Seriously though, you come across them in a dungeon and they all attack you. Like why aren’t they attacking each other?

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

They're not attacking you. They're offering to clean your skeleton from all the inconvenient things like the meat and innards. Liberate your skeleton

[–] Enkrod@feddit.org 3 points 2 days ago

Join us brother!

[–] Thteven@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Nice, no meat on that joke

[–] imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee 2 points 2 days ago

No that's the intestines monsters. Now they'll fight each other. Skeletons will fight them for the guts too. Skeletons LOVE guts and fight anyone for them especially each other, but they are notoriously bad at keeping them, since they don't have musculature or skin to hold the guts in. That's why they don't have the guts and the context for this joke.

Neat fact - everyone has a skeleton inside them, well, unless you're propelled entirely by magic like skeletons are